Katie: Welcome, one and all! Welcome to 'Let's talk to Mephie!', The show that lets you ask Mephiles the Dark a question!

Mephie: Hello, useless Mortals...

Katie: Now here's my co host, Silvia the Dark!

Silvia: Hey, guys! Silvia here, I am always happy to help Katie out!

Katie: Just so you guys know, Silvia's Mephie's Amy and Rouge all wrapped into a brito of crazy!

Silvia: Yup!

Mephie: I'm only here because of death threats and money.

Katie: NO! Your here on free will!

Silvia: -sits in Mephie's lap- Right, Mephie? -batts eyes-

Mephie: Right.

Katie: Here are the rules: 1. Keep it pg 13, please. I need to keep this clean 2. Mephie's fragile, who am I kidding no he's not.. He is very doicle though, don't get mad if he dosen't give you a stright answer. 3. Do NOT bring up that this is agenst the rules, it happens all the time. 4. I would love if people to come to our asking corner regularly, but please, make sure Mephie likes you first. 5 DON'T FEED MEPHIE! We give him enough food as it is. 6. Yes, your questions can be random, although mephie will get angry if there too many. Thank you! each episode will have at least five questions! Hurry and ask!

Silvia: See you in ep. 1 everyone!'

Mephie; help me...