It was a peaceful day in Mushroom Kingdom then all of a sudden, there were bombs falling over it. They were getting bombed! When Yoshi and Dry Bones heard about this, they ran to the castle as soon as they could. At the castle, Fatty Mario was in a crib crying while toad was telling him to man up. When Yoshi and Dry Bones came in, they were happy that there was some hero's in Mushroom Kingdom. Everyone in Mushroom Kingdom thought that Mario was going to be the big hero but it turns out he's a big baby. Enough about babies now let's get back to the heroes. Yoshi and Dry Bones were learning everything they could learn about the bombing when Mario bursted in saying "I wanna go! I wanna go!" Then Yoshi asked where he wanted to go. Mario said "On the journey you're going on! Older Toad says I can go with you!" Then, Yoshi and Dry Bones were disgusted! They never thought they would have to take that baby with them. Mario still wore diapers, yeah scary thought. The next day, they were getting ready for their journey but they were really annoyed because Mario was always coming in screaming "I'm so excited! I can't wait! Are you? Are you?." Eventually, they just locked him out and it felt so good not to get annoyed by some baby before a big journey. They were sad because they had to pack enough food for ten people because Mario was a fatty who ate every single minute. When they were putting random foods in a bag, here came Mario . . . . AGAIN! Mario, in his little diaper, got a garbage bag and filled it with candy. "Mario we need to pack good food not junk. Put all that food back," said Yoshi. Mario made a mad face then started crying, throwing the food around everywhere! They were going to leave the next morning for their journey, so they went to get some rest for the night, without even bothering telling Mario to go to bed.
