Hello, everybody. I am pleased to announce my latest drabble.

This is in favour of my good friend, Jennifer.

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any related items, themes, places or characters. I also do not own the line that Harry says... repeatedly.

Warning: OOC Harry. I made him act like my friend.


Harry beckoned Hermione closer, yet again. Hermione sighed; she knew what was going to happen. She dipped her head down to Harry's ear.

"PENIS PARTY!" Harry all but yelled into her ear.

She pulled her ear back, like the last time. It was always the same thing.

Harry beckoned Ron closer. He has heard this millions of times, too. He wouldn't spoil Harry's fun, though.

"PENIS PARTY!" Harry yelled into Ron's poor ear. Ron pulled away, like all the last times.

Harry beckoned Ginny closer. She sighed. She knew what Harry was going to say. It just got so boring.

"DUMBLEDORE!" Harry screamed into Ginny's ear.

This time, Ginny pulled back in real shock. She had expected him to say 'penis party' like all the other times.

"Why didn't you say…" She broke off, not wanting to say the word 'penis'

"What am I not saying?" Harry asked, obviously aware of what Ginny was talking about, but teasing her.

"You're not saying… Umm…" She broke off again.

Harry beckoned Hermione closer again. Hermione didn't sigh this time, and bent down.

Harry whispered something into Hermione's ear. She giggled.

Harry beckoned Ron closer. Ron went down straight away, hoping to hear what Hermione heard.

Harry whispered something into Ron's ear. Ron laughed.

Harry beckoned Ginny closer. She went down, without hesitation.

"PENIS PARTY!"


Thus, here comes the end of another of my drabbles.

Until next time, CYA!

ImNotSoEpic.