A/N:

Hey. This is Maj Enn. I am usually the one doing the typing for Techo, 'cause he's so slow and LAZY…

Ahem. Anyway. He asked me to make an account for him. He wanted to write a 39 Clues fanfic.

He's my little brother and I have taken it upon myself to teach him the ways of FF…

So. Here we go. The whole story is in his words. (With corrected spelling/grammar mistakes.)

DISCLAIMER: Neither of us own the 39 Clues. That belongs to Rick Riordan and Gordan Korman and Jude Watson and… and… Peter Lerangis and Scholastic and more people.


Jonah Bashing

Dan was plotting a heist. Amy was busy studying the samurai swords and Nellie was listening to her iPod. Saladin was munching on a large piece of red snapper. All of this was happening in an airport.

Dan looked around from the corner. There was a crowd with Jonah Wizard and his dad following behind, which was just what Dan wanted.

He launched the attack. A fruitcake came hurtling from Dan. It landed square on Jonah's dad's face. Mr. Wizard yelped and dropped his BlackBerry. Picking it up, he tried to keep under control around the flashing cameras. Then he spotted Dan.

Jonah must've seen the "incident" because he started to yell orders to the security guards and cursed Dan. Dan, in a situation like this, would usually be laughing his head off. Instead, he fired another object, only something different.

A three day spoiled pie collapsed on Jonah's face.

In a great rage, Jonah yelled, "Yo! That ain't cool, y'all! You *beeeep* *beep* *beeep* *beep* *beep* *beep*!!" all in perfect gangster-French curse words.

Dan dashed off to warn Nellie that a group of security guards were mistaking them for a group of bandits and that they needed to run. He also warned Amy that Jonah had seen him and had sent security guards to capture them. These two explanations were both half true.

As the security guards got closer, the trio went farther. Saladin thought that they wanted to play cat-and-mouse, but Dan shook his head and pointed toward the flight entrance.

There was a long line. They weaved through, saying, "Excuse me," and "May I get in front of you?"

"Hurry!" shouted Dan. Amy was puffing and Nellie was carrying Saladin now, wondering why they couldn't just tell the security guards they were "mistaken".

Finally, they made it through. They quickly found their seats and sat.

Well, at least I had fun, Dan thought with a grin as they made their way to Tokyo.


Maj Enn's explanation:

According to my brother, this takes place right after One False Note. The Janus figured out that Amy and Dan found a clue because of an unconscious pair of Lucians in their headquarters and that hole thing in the wall where the swords were. The Janus find out that Amy and Dan are headed toward Tokyo so Jonah and Dad go to the airport to try to get them before they leave. Their Plan B was to follow them to Tokyo, on a private jet, probably.

Dan had figured out beforehand that the Janus would follow them, so he had prepared the fruitcake and pie earlier, without telling Nellie or Amy. (Maybe Saladin…) Dan got these projectiles from Nellie, who apparently likes fruitcake and pie. (Well, if she likes white asparagus, she probably likes fruitcake, too. Right?)

Saladin has red snapper because a fish shop had an amazing deal.

Amy and Dan and Nellie have only carry-on items and grabbed Saladin in his cage out of the cargo place because the person who took care of pets onboard got distracted by a lovely lady. Later on, Dan hid Saladin in his bag. The swords passed the metal detector stuff by, umm… magic or however it worked in The Sword Thief. (We don't have all of the books at home.)

The crowd that had been following the Wizards had about 250 people in it. Some were missing their flights. Three fifths of them followed the chase.

The people in the last line let Amy, Dan, Nellie, and Saladin through because they were taken by surprise and the four of them were fast. When Jonah, Mr. Wizard, and the security guards board the plane to search, Amy, Dan, and Nellie hide under blankets.

Well.

Bye. Read and review… But don't burn this poor kiddy.

iMAJ ENN

...and Techo.