Such a bad time

*Inside the TARDIS*

Doctor: Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! If I can't let the cybermen escape!
(Alarm sound)
Doctor: The defense shield is down, I'll have to be very care... -
(Explosion)

Doctor: Hey! Stop that!
(Explosion that breaks a stair inside the TARDIS)

Doctor: This can't be happening! They got into my controls, I'm powerless, maybe if I sonic it up.
Stealth Cyberman: That is useless, Doctor. Your time is over.
(The Doctor turns back, the cyberman shoot him and jumps of the TARDIS, the Doctor hides behind his panel)
Doctor: Agh! Not now, I can't regenerate now! Arrrgh, my body is not working in the regeneration properly.
(The Doctor faints, and his body starts to change. All the sudden, a new young Doctor appears)
Doctor: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

(The TARDIS makes a bad move and throws the Doctor of the TARDIS. He fells into a beach)
Doctor: Ough, my body... Where am I?
(The Doctor stands up, looks for his sonic screwdriver and walks down to a place called "The Night")
*Front door of "The Night"*
(The Doctor tries to skip the line of what it appears to be a nightclub)
Doctor: Excuse me. Pardon me. I'm sorry, nice dress by the way!
Bodyguard #1: Well mate, where do you think you're going?

Doctor: I need to get a phone. I need to call someone.
Bodyguard #1: Yeah, right. A phone in a night club.

Doctor: Listen to me, Darwin's fallacy, I need to get a phone. Oh! That sounded so... rude and crude. What has happened to me?

Bodyguard #1: Ok, smart guy, you've earned it. I'm calling the cops. (Makes sign to another bodyguard)
(The Doctor looks at himself)
Doctor: What is this? A bow tie? Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. I hope I have another suit in the TARDIS... The TARDIS! That's it!
Policewoman: Not so fast!

(Grabs the Doctor's hands and handcuff him. Then gets him in a police car and drive down to a police post near the beach)
*Police sub-station's office*
Policewoman: Ok, let's start with a few questions. What's your name?
Doctor: The Doctor.
Policewoman: The Doctor? Do you think I'm dumb?

Doctor: Maybe if you didn't hold your notebook the other way I wouldn't...
(Looks at the notebook. Gives it a spin)
Policewoman: Right, smart guy, now you're going to tell me what your real name is?
Doctor: John Smith.
Policewoman: I don't fall for that. Give me your real name!
Doctor: Then I'm the Doctor.
Policewoman: Ok, "Doctor", what happened in the nightclub?
Doctor: Well, I wanted to use a phone. I don't know why, but I needed a phone. Oh yeah! To find my TARDIS.
Policewoman: TARDIS?

Doctor: Yes. It represents Time And Relative Dimensions In Space. It travels through time and space, but I don't know why I fell from it.
Policewoman: You must be seriously on drugs. I will have you make a urine exam when the patrol comes to take you.
Doctor: Take me where? I have to do something important!
Policewoman: Yeah, tell that to the judge. Anyways, I'll follow you the lead for a second. How exactly did your "TARDIS" look like?

Doctor: You're intrigued whether this is true or not, don't you?
Policewoman: Yeah, yeah. Just tell me about it.
Doctor: Ok, It's a big blue police box from the 60's. It has a big sign that says "Police Public Call Box".
(She starts laughing)
Policewoman: You must be totally mental!
(Radio report comes in. The policewoman answers)
Policewoman: Officer Donovan here. What's the matter?
Policeman #1: Alison, you won't believe what I've found near the fishing club.
Alison: What? A big blue police box? (Stares at the Doctor. The Doctor smiles)
Policeman #1: Yes. How did you know?
(She looks at the Doctor perplexed)
Policeman #1: Alison, are you there?
Alison: Ehm... Yes. Please bring it down to the sub-station. I have a suspect here that might give us a clue of what it is this "police box".

Policeman #1: Roger that. We'll be there in 15 minutes.
Alison: Right, see you in 15 minutes. Donovan out.
(She puts the radio speaker in its place. Turns around and look at the Doctor)
Alison: Ok, start talking. Tell me all you know and who are you. Right now!
Doctor: I'm the Doctor.
Alison: Doctor who?
Doctor: Just the Doctor. I'm the last of my race, the Time Lords. I'm a lonely traveler who recently lost his ship and now you've found it. That's about it, without going into details or any other useless information.
Alison: How old are you?
Doctor: About 1470 years old.
Alison: I don't know if you're telling me the truth or you're just taking a piss on me...

Doctor: Why not both?
Alison: Haha! Why don't you start taking about what you're doing here?
Doctor: I can't remember. The hit plus the regeneration make me forgot what I'm doing here...
(Both hear a truck parking next to the sub-station)
Policeman #1: It's here!

Doctor: Oh my giddy aunt! (Looks at himself) Well, that sounded like the old auntie who doesn't like to course. Anyhow, what happened to you darling? Gosh, are you OK? Did the policemen hurt you?

Policeman #2: I think he's gone mental.
Policeman #1: Well, who is this?
Alison: He's a "John Smith", but I can't seem to find any data. Maybe there's something about him inside.

(The Doctor stares at them)
Doctor: Oh yeah! Officers, everything is inside. Let me get it for you.
(Takes the key of the TARDIS from his raggedy pocket. Put it inside the lock and opens the door. Runs to the control panel whilst closing the door)
Doctor: Let's set up the auto-repair setting. (Locks the TARDIS from the inside)
Policeman #2: Wait, what are you doing?
Alison: You better let us in! It's an order!
Doctor: I can't, It's lock. The key is inside... I'm sure you want to see my identification.
(Radio report comes in)
Policeman #3: We need all units to report to east area. There is an incident between a group of young boys and an unknown gang. We need all the units we can get. They are approaching to us. Stop!
Cyberman #1: You will be deleted!
Policeman #3: Aaaaah! (The transmission shuts down)
Doctor: Cybermen! That's it! I was following them! Then one of the stealth cyberman shoot me and I have to regenerate. My TARDIS had her shield down so they destroyed the main system and fell off the sky. And when I was trying to hold to something I fell of the TARDIS. Sounds pretty accurate, yes, that sums up what happened.
Alison: You must be mental to want us to believe that story...
Doctor: But it is true! Why can't you forget you're chimps with guns and listen to me?
Alison: I will pretend I didn't hear that.
Policeman #1: Me too. For your own sake.
Alison: We better go over there and help them.
Doctor: No! The cybermen will destroy you. You need me! I can help you defeat them!

Alison: A madman with a box? Keep trying, pal. You'll stay here with me!
Doctor: If you just listen to me!

Policeman #2: We'll need you there. You better take him with you.
Alison: Alright, you won. You'll go there, but with your handcuff and in the police car. Understood?
Doctor: (mumbles) Getting orders from a bunch of stupid apes with guns.
Alison: Understood?
Doctor: Yes, yes. Understood.
*A street corner in front of the beach*

(Everyone come out of the car except the Doctor)
Policeman #2: What the heck happened here?
Doctor: (shouts from the car's windows) It seems that the cybermen are trying to destroy everything!
Alison: Shut up!
(A group of young guys come running at them. One of them is stopped)
Guy #1: Run! For your own good, Run!

(Goes away running)
Policeman #1: He was terrified. Maybe we should called reinforcements.
Policeman #2: I'll do that. You two should check for any injured civilian.
Alison: Look! Over there! (Points at the end of the street)
Cybermen #2: Do not attempt to shoot us, humans. Shoot us and you will be deleted.
Policeman #1: Who are you?
Cybermen #2: We are the cybermen and we came here to conquer Earth!
(Alison runs to the police car. She takes the Doctor out of there and takes his handcuffs)
Alison: You were right! What should we do?
Policeman #1: You must be joking. You're under arrest buddy. You and all your friends.
Cybermen #2: I will not accept orders from inferior beings. (Shoots at the policeman #1)
Alison: (shouts) No! Doctor! What do we do?
Doctor: First of all, apologize and say I was right.
Alison: There's no time for that!

Doctor: Now, Alison, may I call you Alison?
Alison: No, you must refer as me to...
Doctor: I thought you say yes. Alison, there's always time to apologize.

Alison: Alright, I'm sorry Doctor, you were right.
Doctor: Thanks. I feel better... Now, run!
(Running out of the scene)
*Random street running from the cybermen*
Doctor: They must be recruiting people.
Alison: Who would join them?
Doctor: No one. The thing is, they don't actually ask you to do so.
Alison: What do you need? I'm willing to help you in anything.
Doctor: First of all, I need to find what are they using to transform people into cybermen. It's impossible to move a ship as ruined as their...
Alison: (Stops) What about that?
(Noise of someone screaming. The Doctor looks at a machine)
Doctor: They have gone far from evil. This is monstrous!
Alison: I hope that the call for reinforcement got in time...
Doctor: I think he has more issues than that (Points at the machine)
Alison: No! We have to help him!
Doctor: We can't, he's already at the machine. The best we can't do is to kill him, so his brain can rest.
Alison: But what can we do?
Doctor: I could try to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow and then overload the main circuit of the cerebellum tuner. That would cause that the machine drown with incorrect data and in the very next update they have (moves hand pretending explosion) Bum! Every single one of them explodes.
Alison: Sounds complicated.
Doctor: It isn't. Thank god I have this (takes of his sonic screwdriver and kiss it) Without it, it'll took me half an hour.
Alison: Doctor! Watch out!
(A random shooting destroys the sonic screwdriver)
Doctor: No! My sonic screwdriver! Now we're in a big trouble.
Alison: (pointing at the north) I know...
(A group of cybermen start to chase the Doctor and Alison. They run in direction to the west)
Alison: I think we lost them.
Doctor: Not for long, I've got to think in a plan. Maybe if we could distract those 2 cybermen guarding the machine, I could destroy it.
Alison: It's in the middle of the street.
Doctor: Alison! You're right!
Alison: Am I?
Doctor: We need they to bring the machine to a closed building, and I know the place.
Alison: Where?
Doctor: The nightclub. That entrance is big enough, plus, It's full of people. While they escape, I could do the work.
Alison: We need to block the entrance with something, Doctor.
Doctor: (Looks at the police car) Give me your keys.
Alison: Oh, no! It's my idea, I'll drive.

Doctor: You see, when you start to think marvelous things come out of your head. (The Doctor poke her nose and smiles)
Alison: What does that mean?
Doctor: What you heard.
Alison: (Laughs) Oh, Doctor. You're a charming nitwit.
Doctor: How dare you? (Laughs)
(The Doctor hide in the bushes in front of the nightclub. The cybermen approach to the nightclub. The Doctor jumps off the bushes)
Doctor: Oi! Cybermen! Here!
(The cybermen turn around and see the Doctor. Out of the nothing the police car comes out and crash the cybermen. Alison comes out of the car)
Doctor: Ouch! Nice moves, girl!
Alison: Oh! Stop it!
Doctor: Ok, you stay here and do whatever you can to prevent them to enter here.
Alison: With what?
(Looks at the cyberman in the floor. Takes his arm and drags it to Alison)
Doctor: This should be enough. Try with that one (points to the cyberman coming from the beach)
Alison: I'll give it a try.
(She shoots at the cyberman and destroys him)
Doctor: Right, now you're ready. Just keep them busy!
*Inside the nightclub in the stage with the machine*
(The Doctor breaks the lid of the machine and starts messing with the wires)
Doctor: Now, where on Gallifrey is the main core?
(Start taking off cables and moving them)
Doctor: Aha! Here it is. Now I just need to reverse the polarity with It's own power source. (Shouting) How is everything going over there?
Alison: Great! (Destroys a cyberman)
Doctor: At least one of us is enjoying this. (Keeps messing with cables until an explosion comes out)
Alison: (Shouting) Is everything alright?
Doctor: Bingo! (Shouting) Yes! I just finished reversing the polarity. Now I need to get this thing to send the update.
Stealth Cyberman: That would be impossible.
(The Doctor turns around and gets hit by the cyberman. He wakes up next to Alison and they are both tied)
Doctor: What happened?
Alison: I'm sorry, Doctor. I've failed you.
Doctor: No, Alison. It's not your fault. Just stay calm and everything will be alright.
Alison: But, Doctor, you couldn't send the update!
Doctor: (Silence her) Be quite! They don't know that the update is there, we just need them to start the machine.
Alison: Oh, Doctor, you're great!
(The cybermen look at the machine and then look at the Doctor)
Cybermen #3: What have you done with the machine?
Doctor: Oh, nothing.
Cybermen #3: You are lying. The lid is open. The wires are out. This machine was sabotaged.
Doctor: That's not true!
Cybermen #3: You will be the next. You will become a cybermen.
(Cybermen #4 grabs the Doctor by the neck)
Alison: I must do something! I have an idea. (Grabs her keychain. Starts the alarm. The cybermen get distracted by the car. she kicks cybermen #4 and this releases the Doctor. The cybermen falls to the machine)
Doctor: Run! This entire thing is going to blow up!

(Both run to the exit. The stealth cybermen appears)
Stealth Cybermen: No! You will not escape alive, Doctor!
(The Doctor grabs Alison)
Doctor: Alison, run! Escape by the other door!
Alison: What? Are you mad? He will destroy you!
Doctor: I know some venusian karate. I'm a little rusty, but I have hope on myself. Besides, It doesn't matter. Just go!
Alison: But, Doctor...
Doctor: (Shouting) Go!
(Alison run. The Doctor and the stealth cyberman start fighting)
*Outside the nightclub*
Alison: I hope he comes out...
(The nightclub explodes. The Doctor comes out flying of the second floor and falls down in the middle of the street)
Alison: (Shouting) Doctor!
Doctor: Look around.
(All the cybermen start to sparkle and explode)
Alison: You did it!
Doctor: Yes, please help me stand up.
(Alison help her stand up. All the sudden the stealth cyberman's head rolls in to the foot of the Doctor. The Doctor grabs the head)
Alison: What are you doing?
Doctor: Gift of war.
(Alison laughs)
*In front of the TARDIS*

Alison: Well, It's time for me to leave. How am I going to explain this mess?
Doctor: You don't have to. (stretches out his hand) You can always come with me?

Alison: Inside that little thing? Seriously?
Doctor: Hey! Never judge a book by its cover!
Alison: Alright, I might take a little peep.
(Both step inside the TARDIS)
*Inside the TARDIS*
Alison: Oh. My. God!
Doctor: Oh. My. Giddy. Aunt. You look beautiful! Look at you! You're so zen!
Alison: Zen? Why zen?

Doctor: Look at it! Brick walls! A chinese garden! A meditation wall! The control room with a new cool look! A waterfall! Look at the waterfall! (Jumps to the waterfall and start touching it)
Alison: But, where am I going to sleep?
Doctor: I'll make you a room.
Alison: You mean this thing can also create rooms?

Doctor: Of course it can, why wouldn't it can?
Alison: This thing is amazing.
Doctor: As amazing as the owner.
(Both laugh)
Doctor: Anyways. I need to take a nice shower and then you'll help me choose my new clothing. I mean, I look sexy in anything but I can't stand this stupid bow tie.
Alison: Yeah, it looked awful.
(The Doctor leaves and Alison starts looking around the place)

*TARDIS's wardrobe*
(Alison is sitting waiting for the Doctor)

Alison: Are you ready?
(The Doctor comes out with the fourth Doctor outfit with a long scarf)
Doctor: What do you think?
Alison: No! Definitely no!
Doctor: Can I at least keep the scarf? It's warm and cozy!
Alison: No! Take it off!
(The Doctor goes grumbling. The Doctor comes out again with a giant fur coat)
Doctor: I feel too sassy and girly.
(Alison can't stop laughing. The Doctor leaves. Much later the Doctor comes out with a suit and a monocle)
Alison: No! You look like my grampa!

Doctor: But I feel classy!
Alison: Out! Out of my sight!
(The Doctor leaves for last time. He comes out with a long black coat, a pair of jeans, a shirt and a kentucky tie)
Doctor: How do I look?
Alison: Awesome! Just one thingy... (Grabs the tie and throw it away) Great! Now you're perfect!

Doctor: Great! Now, let's get back to the control room.
*Control room*
Alison: Doctor, about my room... It's great and everything, but...
Doctor: But what?
Alison: Could you please take the fountain. The sound is annoying!
Doctor: But you need to relax!
Alison: Not with that annoying sound!
Doctor: Alright, I'll remove the fountain.

Alison: Thank you very much!
Doctor: Killjoy...
(Alison look at the Doctor. Then they both laugh)
Doctor. Well, where do you want to go now?
Alison: So, we can travel through time and space?
Doctor: Basically, yes.
Alison: I always wanted to meet Nikola Tesla. He's a genius and my hero.
Doctor: And yet, you were a policewoman. What a pity...
Alison: Oi!
Doctor: Well, It's all set then! We're going to New York on 15th of July, 1887. Hold on tight!