Nico: Welcome people! Today's interview will be with (drum roll please...) Iggy!

Iggy: What do you want from me? Where am I?

Nico: You're in the Underworld!

Iggy: I'm sorry, what?

Nico: Never mind that. On to the questions!

Iggy: What if I don't want to answer them?

Nico: Then you'll be thrown into the pit of hell, also known as Tartarus, and never be shown to life again!

Iggy: (silence)

Nico: That's what I thought. First question: Do you wish you could see?

Iggy: Duh? What blind person wouldn't?

Nico: Do you wish you were the leader of the flock?

Iggy: Nah. Too much responsibility. Have Max take the job.

Nico: Do you have a crush on Max?

Iggy: Uh..no.

Nico: Do you have a crush on Fang?

Iggy: Absolutely not! He's Max's property!

Fang: What?

Nico: Moving on!

Fang: No, I want to know why he said that!

Iggy: He said moving on Fang! *OW* Stop hitting me!

*Fang and Iggy battling out their problem*

Nico: *shouts angrily* Quit it! Or you'll both be thrown into Tartarus and have the spirit of Kronos deal with you for the rest of your lives!

*Fang and Iggy settle down*

Nico: OK. Next question Iggy: do you think you could make a bomb that could blow up the world?

Iggy: Um, no, because I live in this world! Well, in the upper world...

Nico: Why not?

Iggy: Who would want to blow up the freaking world? Have it in total chaos? Death all across the world? No need for Cheez Doodles, The Walking Dead. and cat videos on YouTube?

Nico: Some deaths might not be so bad.

Iggy: Are you saying that because of Percy and Annabeth?

Nico: What? NO!

Iggy: Are you sure?

Nico: I'm the asking questions, not you!

Iggy: That proves you're still jelly!

Nico: Interview over! Get out of here now!