Picnic Princess

Hey people. I am slashinfruit101 but you can call me 'Fruity' for short. This is my first fanfic so go easy on me, 'kay? Please no flames but I support constructive criticism. Let me know what you think. I do not own Ouran High School host Club.

Rated T

Picnic Princess

One day the Host Club, well more like Tamaki, decided that they should spend quality time together. Meaning like a family and no customers. So he had a meeting held after club time was over.

Tamaki said, " My dearest family I believe we should have a family fun day!" he said this while doing his overdramatic poses.

Hikaru said, "Well what," Kaoru continued for him, "should we do," "Boss." They finished together.

Honey jumped up and down on Takashi's shoulders. "Oh! I know, I know!" Tamaki looked at Honey and said, "Well, Honey-senpai, what is your idea?" "Yeah, spit it out already." The twins said in unison. "What about a picnic? I never had one before. What about you Takashi?" Honey said looking down to him from on top of Mori's shoulders. Mori simply shook his head no.

Tamaki started speaking while in his dream world. "Oh how wonderful! A perfect commoner experience. I can eat my beautiful daughter's cooking." Haruhi's head snapped in his direction. An annoyed anime mark appeared on her head. "Hey I never agreed to this! And I am not your daughter!" Tamaki didn't hear her protest. Kyoya was smirking behind his laptop screen. He decided to speak up before anything happens that can cost him money. "I think this will be a fine idea. It won't cost money since it shall be held on a weekend and it shall be held outdoors. Where shall we have this picnic?" "My gardens" Everyone turned their head to Mori, shocked that he spoke. "What?" Haruhi said. Honey spoke this time, "Takashi said that we can hold the picnic in his gardens. They are sooooo very, very pretty!" "Very well we shall have it in Mori-senpai's garden. Haruhi will cook.", Kyoya began. "Hey!" Haruhi said. "As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted." He looked at Haruhi. Who has her arms crossed and was pouting. "I believe it will only be fair if we each bring something. Honey-senpai and Mori-senpai will bring deserts and snacks. Kaoru and Hikaru will bring the blanket. Tamaki will bring the cups, silverware, and plates. I shall bring the drinks." Finished Kyoya. Haruhi sighed, "Fine, I guess I won't get out of this picnic will I?" though it was more of a statement then a question. "When is the picnic?" Tomorrow, tomorrow!" Honey said. "Yes tomorrow shall be the day!" Tamaki declared. "At noon"

Next Day

"I can't believe I spent all night and morning on those rich bastards" muttered Haruhi to herself. "Haru-chan" Haruhi heard before someone jumped on her back. It was none other than our dear Honey. "Hello Honey-senpai. Mori-senpai." Mori grunted as his reply. Eventually everyone arrived, found a spot, and decided to set up. Of course the twins brought a designer blanket. And Tamaki, of course, chose to bring real silver silverware. Glass plates and cups with big and little teddy bears on them. "I wanna sit with Haru-chan." Honey said. "No way! She's gunna sit with us!" The twins said together. "Why would she wanna sit with you lecherous twins when she can sit with her daddy." Tamaki said. "Why would she want to sit with a perv." The twins shot back. They started arguing. . . again. It really started getting on Haruhi's nerves. "STOP IT!" she yelled. Everyone turned to face her shocked at her outburst. They all showed it, besides Mori and Kyoya, Honey even had tears in his eyes. "I'm going to sit between Honey-senpai and Kyoya-senpai." So she turned at sat between the said two. Tamaki went to his corner of woe and muttered about mean daughters who like their mothers more. And is turning out like their mother. The twins weren't happy either, especially Hikaru.

They all ate . . . eventually. Tamaki, Honey, and the twins all raved about Haruhi's cooking. Mori merely smiled at Haruhi and rubbed her head. Kyoya looked passive but in his head said, 'Haruhi truly is a good cook, for a commoner. I'll never admit out loud though.' The twins looked at each other and smiled evily. Haruhi saw this and cringed. 'This won't end well for me will it?' she though.

"We have a game." They said together. Haruhi gulped.

"Okay we'll split into teams, three teams to be exact." Kaoru began. "We'll be one team. Tono, Honey, and Haruhi will be another. Mori and Kyoya will be team three." Hikaru finished saying the teams. Kaoru began again explaining what will happen. "Haruhi you will be the princess. Honey and Tono must protect you. While we and Kyoya and Mori try to get to you. If your team fails to protect you and we, Kyoya, or Mori get you we win a prize." "What's the prize?" Haruhi questioned not liking where this is going. "A kiss from you of course!" they said together happily. Haruhi nearly passed out from this. Everyone, yes even Kyoya and Mori, looked shocked. "I won't let you use my daughter in such a way!" Tamaki yelled. And for once Haruhi was willing to let Tamaki pretend to be her father. "But m'lord. You get to be king. That means that since Haruhi is princess you get to be her father. Protecting her. And if you win you get a kiss from her." Hikaru and Kaoru argued. Tamaki widened his eyes and entered his dream world yet again. Not a minute later he said, "What is the time limit for the game?" "It ends at sunset." Kaoru stated. "Let's begin." Tamaki said.

With Haruhi, Tamaki, and Honey

"Mori-senpai has towers in his garden?" Haruhi said. "Yup, they give a great view. Don't they, Haru-chan?" Honey said. 'Rich Bastards. But they do give me a great view of his garden.' Haruhi decided to keep looking out the window, since she was placed at the top of the tower. 'Top of the tower. Real imaginative to put the supposed princess her, fellas.'

With Hikaru and Kaoru

"Let's go brother." Kaoru began. "Way ahead of ya." Hikaru replied. "Hey!" Kaoru yelled running after him. 'I hope he wins. He even began before me he must really want that kiss.' Kaoru chuckled at his musings.

With Mori and Kyoya

Kyoya won't admit it but he really wants that kiss. Mori had a frown on his face on was actually moping. "We should get moving." Kyoya stated. Mori didn't move. Kyoya thought about what to do and had an eureka moment. 'If this won't work nothing will.' "You know the sooner we get to the tower means the sooner you see Honey-senpai." Mori's eyes widened and looked at Kyoya. He smirked. Kyoya raised an eyebrow. Mori grabbed Kyoya put him over his shoulder and ran.

Back to Haruhi

I looked out my window and saw the two other teams coming. I saw Kyoya being carried over Mori-senpai's shoulder. I burst out laughing. 'Gawd I wish I had a camera. I could probably blackmail Kyoya to lower my debt with the picture too.' I sat back up and looked out the window again. And waited for the winner to arrive.

Bottom of the Tower

"You blasted twins get back here." Tamaki yelled. The twins insulted him and now he is chasing them . . . again. And Honey is crying on Mori's shoulders saying how he missed him. Mori had a small smile on his face. 'Perfect' thought Kyoya.

With Kyoya

'Perfect', thought Kyoya, 'With them all busy I can get to Haruhi.' So he climbed the stair cases and eventually opened the door and found Haruhi gazing out the window, looking at the soon to be sunset.

With Haruhi and Kyoya

Haruhi heard the door open so she turned around to see the winner of this twisted game. She was shocked, to say the least, to see Kyoya standing there. With a smirk on his face and his glasses glared, so she can't see his eyes. "Surprised Haruhi?" our Shadow King said. "Very much" was our cross dresser's reply. He walked up to Haruhi and said, "Where is my prize, Haruhi? I believe I earned it." Haruhi contemplated what she just heard from Kyoya. "You don't want nor need my kiss. You'll get no merit from it." Haruhi stated. Kyoya's eyebrow twitched. 'Does she really only think I am all about merit?' "Oh really?" He said and grabbed Haruhi's arms and pulled her to him. He looked her straight in the eyes, the glare of his glasses gone. Haruhi saw something in his eyes but isn't sure what it is. 'What is that?' she thought. ". . . senpai?" she mumbled. "You are terribly wrong about that haruhi." And he kissed her. It wasn't gentle nor forceful. It was. . . right. Perfect. 'Way better than my first. I'll get Tamaki-senpai back for making me kiss a girl.' Haruhi thought. They separated. "Do you understand now, Haruhi?" Haruhi looked up at him and said, "Yes I do senpai." "Good." Kyoya smiled a true smile. "Yup a boys kiss is better than a girls." Haruhi smiled. Kyoya's smile dropped to a frown and he had an anime sweat drop appear on his head. "Are you kidding me Haruhi! Even you can't be that dense!" an angry Kyoya said. Haruhi laughed "Don't worry Kyoya-senpai I understand." She said as she walked out. She stopped at the door and mustered up all her courage. "I'm free next Saturday. . .Kyoya." Kyoya smiled a true smile again, happy she was joking then about misinterpreting the kiss. "As am I. I'll pick you up at one." "See you than." Was Haruhi's reply. 'Now to cancel all my plans and work next Saturday.' Kyoya thought.

"Nooooo! Mommy won the game, no fair!" Tamki wailed. Kyoya sighed. 'Will he ever learn' thought Kyoya.

Hey me again. I hope you all enjoyed it this was 4 pages long. Tell me your thoughts. And if you will bless me with ideas for new stories, that would be nice. Again this was my first fic so thanks for taking your time to read this.

Sincerely

Fruity ^_^