Alvin, Simon, Jewl, and Theodore were all watching Shake It Up, while Dave was running a few errands. It went to commercials, and Alvin said,

"Hey look guys, it's Brittany's new music video!" The boys all crowded around the TV to watch Britt's new music vid. They watched Brittany

walk up on stage, and they cheered, even though it was just TV. At the bottom of the screen, it said Bad Romance, Brittany Miller, Lady Gaga

cover CD. The music started up, and Brittany started to sing and dance.

"Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Caught in a bad romance, Oh-

oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Caught in a bad romance, Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa! Britt-ney-ooh-la-la! Want your bad

romance, Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa! Britt-ney -ooh-la-la! Want your bad romance, I want your ugly, I want your disease, I want

your everything, As long as it's free, I want your love (Love-love-love I want your love) I want your drama, The touch of your hand, I want your

leather-studded kiss in the sand, I want your love, Love-love-love, I want your love, (Love-love-love I want your love) You know that I want you,

And you know that I need you, I want it bad, your bad romance, I want your love and I want your revenge, You and me could write a bad

romance, (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!) I want your love and All your lovers' revenge, You and me could write a bad romance, Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-

oh-oh-oh-oh! Caught in a bad romance, Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Caught in a bad romance, Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-

mamaa! Britt-ney -ooh-la-la! Want your bad romance, I want your horror, I want your design, 'Cause you're a criminal As long as you're mine, I

want your love, (Love-love-love I want your love-uuhh) I want your psycho, Your vertigo stick, Want you in my rear window, Baby you're sick, I

want your love, Love-love-love, I want your love, (Love-love-love I want your love) You know that I want you, ('Cause I'm a free botch baby!)

And you know that I need you, I want it bad, bad romance, I want your love and I want your revenge, You and me could write a bad romance,

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!) I want your love and All your lovers' revenge, You and me could write a bad romance, Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-

oh! Caught in a bad romance, Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Caught in a bad romance, Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa!

Britt-ney -ooh-la-la! Want your bad romance, Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa! Britt-ney -ooh-la-la! Want your bad romance, Walk

walk fashion baby, Work it Move that botch crazy, Walk walk fashion baby, Work it Move that botch crazy, Walk walk fashion baby, Work it

Move that botch crazy, Walk walk passion baby, Work it, I'm a free botch baby, I want your love, and I want your revenge, I want your love, I

don't wanna be friends, Je veux ton amour, Et je veux ta revanche, J'veux ton amour, I don't wanna be friends, Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh! I don't

wanna be friends, (Caught in a bad romance) I don't wanna be friends, Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh! Want your bad romance, (Caught in a bad romance)

Want your bad romance! I want your love and I want your revenge, You and me could write a bad romance, Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh! I want your

love and All your lovers' revenge, You and me could write a bad romance, Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Want your bad

romance, (Caught in a bad romance) Want your bad romance, Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Want your bad romance, (Caught

in a bad romance) Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa! Britt-ney -ooh-la-la! Want your bad romance!" The music ended, and Brittany

posed dramatically, and everyone in the TV audience clapped.

Then it went back to commercials. "That was great!" Theodore said. "That's a

great song for Brittany!" Jewl said. "Not bad for your fake girlfriend, eh Alvin?" Simon said, nudging Alvin with his elbow. Alvin blushed and

playfully pushed Simon. "Speaking of bad romances, we could write a good romance." Alvin said, grinning seductively at the three boys. They

grinned back, and took turns kissing each other, as they lay on the couches. The front door swung open, and Simon and Jewl fell off of the

couches, since they were on top, and Alvin and Theodore shot up. It was Dave, but luckily, he couldn't see what had happened from the front

door. No one, except the Chipettes knew about their crushes on each other, and they intended to keep it that way. Dave, Miss Miller, and Stu,

their manager, all knew that their crushes on the Chipettes were all fake, but they didn't know that they had crushes on each other. The public

all thought that the Chipmunks and the Chipettes all had crushes on each other, and everyone intended to keep things the way they were.

Dave rushed into the den excitedly, while the Chipmunks just stared at him, confused. Dave never really got excited. They wondered what had

gotten Dave so excited, when Dave said, "Claire just called." The boys now knew why Dave was excited. Claire was Dave's ex, but he still had

feelings for her. They Chipmunks were pretty sure that Claire still had feelings for Dave too, but Claire had never admitted it. Claire had moved

far away, in order to get a new photography job. They wondered why Dave was so excited that Claire had called, I mean she always, and I mean

ALWAYS did. Why was Dave so excited this time? "Claire is coming for a visit! She has no one to stay with, so I offered to have her stay with us,

and she said yes!" Dave continued, excitedly. The boys were excited too, Claire was like a mom to them, and they hoped Dave and Claire would

use this time to get much closer. "You know, I never even got to meet Claire yet, what's she like in person?" Jewl asked. "Oh she's great! She

always helps me with my cooking, and she reads the best bedtime stories!" Theodore said. "And she's really smart, and is always ready to help

me with my experiments." Simon added. "And she's super hot!" Alvin said. Dave glared at him. "Sorry Dave, I know she's yours, I was just

messin with you, I got my own girlfriend." Alvin said, winking at his brothers, who blushed. Dave didn't notice, he was too busy thinking about

Claire. "And at some point in her visit, after I'm positive she likes me, I'm gonna pop the question on her." Dave said. The Chipmunks' mouths

dropped. "adoptedhumandaddysaywhat? " They all said at the same time. Dave didn't notice, he was still thinking about Claire. He sighed and

said, I just don't know if she likes me, and if she does, I'm not sure how to pop the question." Alvin and Jewl's eyes lit up, and Simon and

Theodore grabbed them and said, "We got to go do our homework Dave!" The dragged Alvin and Jewl upstairs. "That's the best you had?" Alvin

said laughing. "Yeah, it's Saturday!" Jewl added laughing. "Well it was last minute!" Theodore said. "Yeah we were desperate, besides, Dave was

too busy thinking about Claire to notice." Simon added. "This is great!" Jewl said. "Don't even think about meddling you two!" Simon said,

seriously. "Yeah, remember what happened last time!" Theodore said. "Too late guys. This is a job for the Love Doctor!" Alvin said, ginning, and

walked out of the room. "And his assistant!" Jewl said grinning, following Alvin. "Oh brother." Simon said, slapping his forehead. "Don't you

mean oh brotherS?" Theodore said laughing.