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THIS FANFIC CONTAINS SPOILERS IF YOU DID NOT REACH A-SUPPORT WITH IKE AND SOREN and MIST AND BOYD IN RADIANT DAWN

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It was 7 years after the war with the goddess was over. Mist became pregnant by her boyfriend Boyd

Rolf killed himself because he didn't marry Mist

Nephenee and Heather moved to another country and got married

Illyana became close to Oscar but only used him for food

Rhys died when he was fighting to goddess Ashera

Ike and Soren moved to a desert because Ike didn't want Sanaki to make him a noble again

And Tibarn and Naesala became bestest friends

At the desert, Ike and Soren were talking

Soren said it was rude of Ike to leave his sister and friends without even telling anyone

Ike told him to shut up and ran away crying

Soren chased after him and apologized

Because Ike took steroids, and Soren was fragile, Soren was afraid Ike would hug him

Ike accepted Soren's apology and opened his arms. Soren said, "Don't hug me Ike! Ever since you took steroids, I get injured with every hug!"

Ike looked sad and said, "But I love you!"

He then hugged Soren, very tightly and Soren died

I hope you all share the same emotions I did writing this

Ike just wanted a hug and Soren died because the hug was too hard

Seriously, my keyboard is covered in tears

Please flame, or review this joke fanfic

I want to laugh at your flames.