Hey guys. To celebrate Valentine's Day, I decided to make a fanfic surrounding... you know, you'll find out. But Advanced Happy Valentine's Day :)

All the legendaries were rushing to the Hall of Origin. Arceus, ruler of the Pokémon universe, called them all to assemble at the hall at 3:00 ASAP. Should any of them be late, he would throw a Judgement in their face or worse, have Reshiram kick their butts with her hands or her attacks. She has a reputation for frightening everyone, even Arceus. She knew what they fear. So most of the legends were dashing like mad to the Hall of Origin.

Now, everyone was seated on their seats. Even Regigigas, who's always late, was beside the Regis. But the only one who was absent was Arceus himself. Where is he?

"Um, where is Arceus," Cresselia asked. "He told us to be here at 3."

"I guess he had to do something," Regirock shrugged.

"So we ran all the way here for nothing," Latios asked, slightly annoyed. "Can someone punch him in the face?"

"Well, I'm quite annoyed that Arceus made us come here by using me to torture those who are tardy," says Reshiram. "So I plan to do something to him."

"Ooh, I hope it's something epic," Rayquaza grinned, preparing a video camera. He's the best blackmailer and will do anything to get a blackmail. When he misses one, he'll throw a tantrum, but he'll calm down when Reshiram either knocks him out or threatens him.

At that moment, the Alpha Pokémon made a very regal entrance, coming out of a portal which is colored with the beauty of outer space. "I have arrived," he announced. "Yeah, we know," Reshiram said, clearly annoyed. "Where did you even come from?"

"Oh, I went to a golf course to play golf, browse through the clothes' stores in the mall, and finally went to a beach," Arceus listed, looking at his 'things-to-do' list, which had way more stuff than what he just listed orally.

Unfortunately, that was the only time he realized Reshiram is around.

Her eyes transformed into a menacing glare which you can lucently see hot fires; that kind of glare which you receive when the teacher is very strict, and her wrath is directed on you or the whole class; and where you see your worst fears. In simpler words, it combines everything. Suddenly Arceus regretted his earlier action and started trembling in fear. And it was obvious.

"Arceus," she snarled. "Tell me the truth this instant."

"Okay okay." Arceus put up his hands in defeat. "I played with kids, and I got distracted."

Reshiram eyed Arceus carefully, mostly to see if he really was telling the truth. Finally, she looked away, much to the llama's relief. "Good," she said.

The others were watching with fearful eyes, wondering what would unfold. But they relaxed when the dragoness gave him a break. Only Rayquaza was smirking. "Fighting like an old married couple," he murmured, posting the video on YT.

"Okay then," Arceus began, still pretty shaken up. "Let's begin the meeting."

Some of the legendaries groaned, really wishing they stayed at home, playing Temple Run 2 or Two Cars. But too bad; they have to deal with it.

"So to begin, report to me first on the worldly issues," says Arceus. "Anyone want to report?"

So, this is gonna be a multi-chapter story. As for the reporting of issues part, we'll skip that because we're going to end up snoring on our keyboards or screens. Happy Valentine's Day once more.