Hey everyone, this is my first fanfic. And it just had to be about BLEACH xp.
Anyways, this is the story of an albino Bleach fanatic named Luna who has a serious crush on Ulquiorra. Woot. Tragically (cough) though, she knows he isn't a real person and feels ashamed at having such a crush on a manga character. One day, though, she gets the chance to meet him herself, woopee, but she didn't expect to be transported to a BLEACH world where many "entities" pretend to be residents of Karakura Town--including the Espada.
Oh yeah, and I don't expect this to be a 20-chapter story, or even a 10-chapter one; 3 or 4 is fine for me. It was intended as a one-shot, but I figured out it was too long to be a one-chapter thing, yet too short to be any story like Seras 2066 (39 chapters there so far 0.0). And I didn't want to fit it all in one upload. Just a warning, though, the first chapter is a little slow, and most importantly THERE ARE NO SERIOUS PAIRINGS, despite what I said about Luna liking Ulquiorra. Muahaha you citrus fans XD.
Disclaimer: I do not own BLEACH. Tite Kubo-san does XD.
If someone (like a pervert) had looked into one of the upper windows of a two-story house in a nameless neighborhood in New York, they would have seen a white-haired girl hunched close to a computer screen.
"Well…"
"What…the hell?!"
"Even though I used both hands, I couldn't stop the blow… I'm a bit surprised. Just then, that was all of your power?"
Luna caught herself blushing as she read the Bleach scan. A few seconds later, she started banging her head on the computer desk.
"IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE IT CAN'T BE!"
"What the heck is going on up there?!"
In response to the voice from below, Luna stopped abruptly and, supporting her aching head with one hand, called back, "Uh, it's nothing Mom! I just, er, dropped something… several times!"
"Alright," called her mother, somewhat suspiciously.
Luna sat back in her chair with a sigh and glanced at the page she had just been reading, part of the weekly Bleach scanlation release. They were up to chapter 271 in the manga, and the anticipated fight between Ulquiorra Schiffer and Ichigo Kurosaki. It looked like Ichigo was in for a whole lot of ownage, and after a little while, she (as in Luna. Seriously, if anyone thought I was referring to Ichigo, I'll just burst out laughing now, although I don't know how that would work unless I established some sort of mental link with whoever reads this, but enough with the side conversation) started banging her head on the desk again, particularly when Ulquiorra revealed the number on his chest.
"LUNA! WHAT THE HELL?!"
"Sorry!"
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On this Saturday night, dinner came and went, though Luna couldn't exactly forget the taste of her mom's creative and enthusiastically-made cooking. She could rival Orihime, Luna thought on the way to her room, and then grasped her head in horror. Oh my God, I'm a total Bleach fanatic!
Yes, here was a poor Bleach fanatic, now lying face down on the twin-size bed in the corner of a small but slightly neat room with manga and anime crap on the walls. As the bright moon shone down on her snow-white hair (YES I KNOW IT'S A CLICHÉ BUT IT'S THE BEST DESCRIPTION) Luna thought miserably about the awesomeness of Bleach. Well, the awesomeness of a certain Espada, at least.
Ulquiorra really is a really cool character, she thought. If only he was a real "person"… Argh, what are you saying, dammit, are you in love with a manga character?! This revelation, which had first occurred to her a few months ago and made her hit her head intentionally whenever she thought of Ulquiorra too much, made Luna sink her head deeper into the mattress in a possible attempt to suffocate herself. I should really quit banging my head. Not only does it hurt, but it's probably killing off all my brain cells so that the only thing I'll be able to think about is Ulquiorra, she contemplated. Rolling over onto her back, Luna looked up at the moon and immediately shielded her light-sensitive eyes from its glow. She sighed again and closed her eyes, thinking about her life up until now.
Being an albino made it difficult to fit in with others. People always stared or whispered about her appearance, and then looked away if she stared back. Going to crowded public schools made it even more difficult, since her classmates would openly mock her or take her things. Not only that, but she couldn't live like other people because she was so sensitive to the light. When she went out, she always carried an umbrella and kept sunglasses on her. Once in school, Luna "lost" her umbrella and she had to wait for her dad to bring her home. After a while, she started wearing a hat to hide her hair. She did make a few friends, but she couldn't hang out with them a lot. However, Luna learned to live with it, and a couple years back she discovered manga (moving away from the angstyness now, if that's even a word). Her favorite was undoubtedly Bleach, and she had started abusing her head upon the introduction of Ulquiorra Schiffer. No, it wasn't that he was as pale as she was; he was just too damn awesome. And also kind of good-looking. (Author's Note: This is NOT me speaking; it is Luna, OK???) Luna was about to slam her head again when she caught herself, even though it was the mattress.
A sudden streak of light across the black sky interrupted her thoughts, and her eyes widened with the realization that she had just seen a shooting star! (Ah, the classic shooting star…dundundun…) The first thing she thought of wishing was "LET ULQUIORRA BE REAL!!!", but composed herself and tried to think of something rational. Well, more rational than the sudden materialization of a manga character.
Luna came up with an idea in another few seconds. She took a deep breath and thought to herself,
I wish I could meet Ulquiorra. Maybe the madness and hesitation will stop if I meet him.
And so, content with her wish, or at least a little content, she fell asleep.
Unfortunately, we all know that you gotta be careful what you wish for (eugh, another cliché).
I hope you bore with my side conversations for the time being; I don't expect to be putting that many in the other chapters.
For the "IT CAN'T BE" statement, I'm referring to Gintama episode 34, about 5-10 minutes into the show (if you watch the theme song too). That's just to help readers envision what Luna is subjecting herself to. Heheh.
