Disclaimer – I don't own the Sonic characters.


So what do you think about Shadow?

The more I look at him, the harder it is to see the resemblance. In fact, I'd go so far to say there is no resemblance. I'm puzzled that I ever mistook him for Sonic.

He is nothing like Sonic. Not cool. Not confident. Not sexy. Not…sexy. I want Sonic sooo bad.

But not him. No, I don't think anyone could want that guy. He's got this attitude problem. Like, he's always angsting and stuff. Plus his memory is messed up, and he doesn't know how to smile.

I told him this really funny joke the other day, and you know what he did? He frowned! Who frowns at a joke—a funny joke? Not anyone normal. Cream cracked up when I told it to her, and she's normal. But this guy—he just frowned. Weirdo!

Besides frowning, he has this really bad habit of watching me whenever I'm around him. It's like, I walk into the Other Burger Shop, and he's there too. That's fine; you can eat wherever you want. But then I take a seat three booths behind him, with his back is facing me. This guy gets up and sits so that he can see me, and then he watches me the entire time I'm there. Is he a freak or what?

I mean, okay, I know I remind him of his dead girlfriend or whatever (a hedgehog and a human is so like eww!), but that doesn't mean he has to stare at me all the time. I mean, that's just down right creepy. Sometimes I get scared that he might start stalking me or something. He's that weird, you know.

To sum him up in a word: Loser.

So what do you think about Sonic?

Do you even need to ask? That guy is so hot!

He's the fist guy I ever loved, and he'll be the only guy I ever love. Cuz we're meant to be together.

The first time we met was on Little Planet. I knew he was going to be there…well, not exactly. I mean, I had done my tarot reading for the day and found out that my true love was going to be on Little Planet, so I knew my true love would be there, and he just happened to be Sonic.

And Sonic so wants me as much as I want him. He's just really shy. That's why he runs away all the time, but when push comes to shove, he overcomes his shyness. Whenever I'm in trouble, he's there for me.

I know if I had a mom, she would say, "Amy, the type a guy you want is the type of guy you can depend on." I can depend on Sonic, no matter what!

So what do you think about Cream?

She's the sweetest little girl, and I just know she's going to grow up to be just like me. She idolizes me, you know.

I just wish her mom was around more. I mean, her mom just up and goes somewhere, leaving me stuck babysitting. Talk about irresponsible. I'd never do that if I had a child, which I don't. So why am I stuck raising Cream?

But no, I shouldn't complain. Sonic's working hard at preparing himself to be a good father by raising Tails, so I should work hard at raising Cream.

And she really is a sweet girl.

So what do you think about Tails?

He's a snot nosed brat who thinks he knows everything. It's like, Oh look at me, I invented some machine to end world hunger. Acting so high and mighty. You better believe I smashed that machine. The brat was in tears for weeks, and Sonic actually yelled at me. Me, his future wife. His girlfriend. Fiancée!

I'd like to take Tails and throw him out a window, but he would just fly away.

Brat.

Any thoughts on Eggman?

Well, I know he's like evil and all, but I really like the guy. He gives me and Sonic a chance to have some quality rescuer and rescued time. And he makes the best Sonic robots. I mean, if I wasn't already in love with Sonic, I'd be all over Metal Sonic.