In the Castle that Never Was, which was located in The World That Never Was, The Chilly Academic, Vexen, had just finished making his newest creation, the Lewdinator 63. The Lewdinator was a glove which can fire a beam of darkness at its target, turning them into female versions of themselves. They also get lewd versions of their current clothing too, if used on a non female, it'll only change their clothing, the glove also looks like a Nintendo Power Glove. The only differences being there's a huge X on the knuckle area and the area where the buttons are have been replaced with different types of switches, along with the iconic nobody penis thing on it.
Vexen: "At last, I've done it, I've finished the Lewdinator 63! This beautiful device will be enough to satisfy anyone's needs!"
The Mad Scientist placed the glove on a table, which had blueprints, playboy magazines and coffee. He began to cackle loudly, the sound of his laughter could be heard throughout the castle.
Xigbar: "Hey, Asshole! Cut it out already, people are trying to sleep! Including me!"
Vexen stopped, then took a deep breath, slightly displeased with what the eyepatch wearing freeshooter said to him.
Vexen: "Ugh, I got too carried away again, why do I always do that!? No matter, everyone will finally learn of my great creation, The Lewdinator!!!"
And so, with a delightful laugh, Vexen decided to have the first sleep he had in weeks. He slowly walked over to his bed and got into it, then drifted off to sleep, unaware of what events he had just set into motion...
