I started a fan fic

Used my imagination

The words started flowing

I felt exhilaration.

A few chapters drafted

I rallied up some nerve

Posted them on fanfic

Then they through me for a curve

Before I could even

Get past chapter two

The admin pulled me down

And I had to say boo hoo.

So I've found another place

To post my words in all their glory

Hope you'll follow me

As I write a little story.

I respect fan fiction's right to enforce their rules, but I don't think a Fifty Shades fan fic (at least mine) works without a little "lemon". I am posting at . ..
dot crazIEmazie dot blogspot dot com.

crazIEmazie . blogspot . com

Hope you'll check it out - this was the easiest way to let people know, so apologies for the nonstory.