This is crack. Just so you know. Something I write when I'm really bored and tired and can't write anything else. It usually sucks, but yeah. Anyway.
Disclaimer: I don't own Death note.
BEST OF FRIENDS
Chapter 1
Fun
"You know what annoys me the most?" Raito asked as he glanced at Ryuzaki who was joggling with sugar cubes on his computer chain. He was kicking the table to get it spin around faster and faster to make his act harder. The chain in his wrist wasn't helping as he had to keep it up so it didn't make a mess by tying him up in the chair as Raito refused to run in circle. Not that he would've been fast enough anyway.
"Normally I would say the fact that I'm kicking the table and so hardening your writing progress, but when it comes to you it's probably the fact that you have no control over my actions. Not to mention that you aren't talented enough to be able to do the same, which makes you a loser", Ryuzaki answered simply. Raito snorted as he cocked his head back and crossed his legs.
"I'm a human being, I have my flaws. But no. It's the fact that it's already 4 p.m. and I would really want to go to sleep as I've been saying for three hours now. And instead of listening, you keep…joggling", Raito groaned. "I don't care if you have to sleep or not, but I do. Others will be in here in three hours."
"Ah, I apologize, Raito-kun. But a person must have his fun", Ryuzaki said with a blank face, catching one of the sugar cubes with his mouth and kicking for more speed.
"And your fun is joggling?" Raito asked unbelievingly, leaning to his left hand. Ryuzaki's impression didn't change.
"And listening to Raito-kun's whining."
"You like listening to my complaints?"
"When I'm bored enough, yes", Ryuzaki answered as he caught the cubes and put them on the table as he turned to stare at Raito over his knees. "Though I have to admit that you never really whine."
Raito sighed. "Are you actually trying to make me whine? Ryuzaki, that's so low of you."
The detector answered with a simple "Maybe", making Raito hold back the urge to roll eyes.
"Let's just go to sleep, Ryuzaki. Seriously."
"I can ask Watari to bring you more coffee if you want to", Ryuzaki answered. Raito shook his head and yanked from the chain, making Ryuzaki lose his balance and crash to the floor. The man growled.
"Up by ten percent because of the sudden violence!" Ryuzaki stated as he stood up again, scratching his neck. "You are a horrible friend."
"Yet still I am your best one", Raito muttered as he stood up too and started heading towards the bedroom but was yanked back by Ryuzaki.
"Raito-kun, I want to work on the case", he stated. Raito clenched his teeth together, trying to suppress his anger.
"You can work with it in three hours. But now I want to go and sleep."
"But-"
"NO BUTS! I'M SICK OF YOUR BUTS! I NEED MY REST!" Raito bellowed as he yanked his hand accidentally, sending Ryuzaki to crash against the table. Ryuzaki looked up angrily and yanked so Raito crashed next to him. They stared at each others. Then Raito snapped.
"Fine then!" he yelled and grabbed the chain with his other hand and started pulling. Ryuzaki stared at him angrily and did the same.
"Don't make it a fist-fight, Ryuzaki", Raito warned. Ryuzaki shrugged.
"You were the one who was tired", Ryuzaki said simply, provoking Raito.
A fist collided with his nose before he even realised it.
"UP BY FIFTEEN PERCENT, RAITO-KUN! THAT MAKES IT 29 FOR NOW!" Ryuzaki yelled as he pulled from the chain, making the unprepared Raito to fly on the floor. From there Raito grabbed Ryuzaki's feet and yanked them furiously, making the man fall backwards: right on him. Raito yelped and pushed Ryuzaki off him, getting an angry kick on the top of his head. He growled furiously and attacked.
After three hours when the others arrived the whole room was a mess and Ryuzaki and Raito were both lying asleep of the floor, covered in bad bruises and wounds.
