Disclaimer: I don't own anything but what my own mind spawns.
Notes: Randomly inspired by one of my best friend's icons... it just made me think of Reno and Sephiroth.
Warnings: Implied Yaoi, Shonen-ai Drunkeness and randomness. Sephiroth/Reno. You have been warned, Flames will be laughed at.
Dedicated to my best friend and co-conspirator, MuseofDestructiveness
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"Have I ever told you that I love you?" A very drunk Reno asked, leaning heavily on Sephiroth as they stumbled back to the General's apartment.
"You're only saying that because you're drunk." Sephiroth replied, thanking every god he knew that the Mako had already cleared the alcohol from his system or else he would've been worse than Reno. Reno frowned, shaking his head vehemently, nearly knocking them off balance from the sheer force of it.
"No man, I love you... I really loooove you, cause you're pretty." Reno slurred out, tightening his grip on Sephiroth. Sephiroth halted, nearly dropping Reno in the street and whipped his head around to glare at the redhead.
"I am not pretty." He growled, eyes narrowing dangerously at the Turk, proclaiming bloodlust.
"But I am..." Reno said in a sing-song tone of voice, grinning like a maniac, his eyes glittering in the streetlights. He may have been drunk, but he did have a healthy survival instinct.
Sephiroth blinked. "Yes, yes you are." He said before he was even aware of what he was saying. He blinked again and then shrugged. It wasn't like Reno was going to remember this is the morning.
"You really think I'm pretty?" Reno asked in a sing-song voice, leaning his head in the crook of Sephiroth's arm and fluttering his lashes. Sephiroth's eyebrow twitched.
"Yes." He hoped that would be the end of it.
"Really?" Reno sounded hopeful, a big smile on his flushed face.
"Yes." Where was a distraction when you needed one? Like Zack, Zack was always a good distraction.
"Really Really?" The smile grew wider.
"Yes." How in the hell did he even get into this position, would someone please tell him?
"Then you won't mind if I do this." Reno said, green eyes sparkling with mischief as his face moved closer. Suddenly there were warm lips on his and the next thing he knew they were making out in the middle of the street.
Sephiroth pulled away, staring down at the redhead in his arms. "Reno you are very, very drunk."
"I'm also very very horny." He said, swaying as he attempted to stare straight into Sephiroth's eyes. He ended up nearly falling on his face, Sephiroth sweatdropped.
"And if I molest you now in the morning you will never forgive me." Sephiroth sighed, using one hand to support Reno and the other to rub the bridge of his nose.
"I forgave you the last seventeen times didn't I?" Reno asked, still swaying, only held up by Sephiroth's arm. Sephiroth blinked.
"You remember those times?" He asked, thinking for sure that he had gotten away with it. Reno blinked and slumped against him, a silly smile on his face.
"Only when I'm drunk."
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The End
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BloodyChaos: "It was originally going to be smut, but that line was just to good not to end it on."
Zach: "Thank every god I know for that."
BloodyChaos: "Shut it Zach. Anyways you know the drill, if you liked please review and encourage me to write more."
