Lilie stopped dead in her tracks from the rather... suggestive noises flooding shamelessly from her brooding senpai's dorm room.
"Fakir, it's not going to fit. And it tastes really weird..."
"Just keep shoving it in, moron."
"Mmmm... Ack- Oh no, it spilled on me..."
"Here, let me clean it up."
"No, Fakir- hehe! Stop, that tickles!"
"Shh, there are other people in the dorm you know."
By now, about 17 fangirls had gathered around the doorway, squeezing their ears to the hard wood and sweating with envy. That is, until one fetish little brat 'accidentally' twisted the door knob, releasing the tense females into the very room. Ahiru and Fakir just stared, rather dumbfounded.
"Mique... Rilie? Vat mare you ooing hmere?" The naïve little waterfowl questioned, her voice barely escaping her mouth- stopped by the lumps of food filling it. (Pique... Lilie? What are you doing here?)
"Yeah, is it not possible to eat lunch without being ransacked or eavesdropped on by you lot?" Fakir stated calmly, clearly holding back agitation.
The nosy little group glanced up, only to see a perfectly innocent little image of two friends eating a large meal under a green kotatsu.
"Ah, Fakir, the sauce..." Ahiru pointed out the trail of what appeared to be gravy trailing down her front.
"It was obvious you wouldn't fit all that in your mouth, try taking smaller bites instead of giant ones which result in another laundry trip, okay?" He answered between small chuckles.
Of course, the fangirls got the complete wrong idea.
A/N~ for some of those nooby people who don't know what the fangirls where expecting, they thought Ahiru and Fakir, were... well, um... how do I explain it without ruining innocence? They thought he was putting his hmm hmmm in her mouth... kay? Fakir might be a bit OOC, but as long as he calls Ahiru names, he's okay. This was inspired by a Miku Miku Dance video I saw on youtube, I don't know the link, but it's just where Len and Neru are eating a Mc Donalds and making... suggestive, as it where, noises. The characters sort of fit, thus this crappy little one-shot was born. Please review, and don't judge me.
