Ichigo was sitting at his computer trying to make some sense of what he was reading. He had stumbled upon a web site that was dedicated to the works of fan fiction writers around the world. Being bored because there was no school he started reading. He skipped some of the titles with very few entries and then saw one that had over twelve thousand different stories. "This must be a popular manga." He thought to himself.

He slowly navigated through the titles and as he read some of the intros he started to feel sick. His name kept coming up attached to yaoi stories. Not just the name Ichigo but his whole name Kurosaki Ichigo. And to make matters worse he found that that wasn't all.

Rukia walked in behind him and peered over his shoulder at what he was looking at. "What's this?" She asked after seeing her name mentioned several times on the screen.

"You won't believe this but someone somewhere has turned our lives into a manga and these are fan fictions written about us." Ichigo was gritting his teeth.

"What? Who made a manga about us? For that matter what's the title?" Rukia asked curiously.

"Bleach is the title and don't ask why, I don't know." He continued to grit his teeth.

"You don't sound so happy about this. Is there something wrong?"

"What ever gave you that idea? Could it be because I found hundreds of stories that had me making out with the likes of Aizen and (shudder) Renji? Oh, and some morons think that I like to make out with Grimjow. What the hell is wrong with these idiots?" His face was flushed with anger.

Rukia just wrapped her arms around his neck and kissed him on the cheek. "Calm down. It isn't like they really know you. They are just misguided baka that are trying to make up for the lack of a social life."

"Oh? How about this story." He read the title and then the caption. "Rukia finds a warm place to bed down with her girlfriend Orihime." He looked around at her and saw the growing blush.

"I'm going to kill that BAKA!" Her voice started to rise.

"I thought that you said they were just misguided baka." He teased as he pulled her around into his lap. "There appear to be several other title selections that are somewhat different though. He selected one. "This one looks like someone was trying to predict the future." He opened the story and they both started reading.

Several hours later they sat back. "Wow, That is a little too scary. Where the hell did they come up with the details of our lives and they really nailed my brother down perfectly."

"Heh, I liked the part about bashing Mayuri. That was priceless." Ichigo snickered.

"Well at least some writers seem to believe that you're straight." She cuddled up to him again.

"Yeah, at least this one got it right, about me loving you that is." He grinned.

"Well it is all just fiction after all. Let's go and check out this manga though. Hopefully the author hasn't spread too many false rumors about us."

"Right after we make sure that the rest of those idiotic yaoi and yuri writers are wrong." He said with a leer in his voice.

She shuddered in delight and let out a soft moan as he kissed her neck.

Behind the door to his room Kon peeked out. "Damnit, I should have erased my tracks I was making on the computer while writing those yaoi stories."