A/N: Okay this is a spoof of all our fanfic stories of what we do to make a perfect world for Harry. so plz read and review. (wordds might be mispelled but sry my spell check isn't working.

In a perfect Harry Potter world

(things are not really in any order)
In our perfect Harry Potter world Harry would have been phsicaly, mentaly, and emotionaly abused by Vernon Dursley until the age of six when he was saved by Sirius Black, who was rescued from Azkaban by Remus Lupin when he found Peter Pettigrew in rat form running around outside of his cottage. Sirius was granted a great amount of gold for being faslely sent to prison. Harry then went to live with Sirius and Remus in Remus's cottage, which they named 'the Cottage'. The Cottage was, by coincidence, right next to the Burrow, so young Harry met the Weasley family. The two families immediately became friends. Sirius, Remus, Arthur, and Molly join the Order that Dumbledore has reopene, becoming friends with other members
Harry discovers he is a metamorphmagus, natrual legilimens and occlumens and becomes and illegal animagus. Ron discovers he is a seer, far better than Trelawnley might I add, arithmancer, and is also an animagus. Hermione can talk to animals and nature, and is an animagus also.
They use their powers to defeat Voldemort in their seventh year with the help of the Order, Draco, who is on the good side, he even killed his own father to help, Ginny, Neville, Luna, and Draco's girlfriend, who he met after turning good, a girl not from Slytherin.
Lily and James come back to life and Neville's parents are better. Harry is with Ginny, Ron with Hermionne, Neville with Luna, Fred with Angelina, George with Alicia and Draco with that girl I mentioned before. They, of course all get married and have beautiful children that look a lot alike their parents, and are named after parents and granparents, and they take after them, too. Remus is with Tonks, and Sirius also found himself a girl.
ALL Death Eaters are dead or captured, of course a certain rat died at the hands of three very angry Marauders, who feel no guilt.
Ron, Hermione, Harry, Draco, his girl, Luna, Neville, and Ginny either work at the ministry, be a professional Quuidditch player or work at Hogwarts and be really rich. Healer Neville or Ginny or Luna or whoever you decide found a cure for Remus so he isnt a werewolf any longer. Fred and George's joke shop's business is booming. Mr.Weasley has become the minister. With the extra money the Burrow was rebuilt.
Bill married Fleur, who the family now likes. Charlie found a girl who loves dragon just as mch as he does. Percy saw the error of his ways and was forgiven, he is happile married to a girl thats not snotty.
Albus Dumbledore is alive and well. Menerva and him have been secrectly dating for years. Snape finally confessed that he doesn't hate Harry and him and the Marauders have forgiven eachother.
Days are spent pranking, laughing, loving, and living.
All in the wizarding world is good.

A/N: If you think I should add, change, or take away something let me know and tell me what you thought.