Liana90: Hiya people! I am a new author and this is my first Inuyasha fic. Please give me some pointers in your reviews, but NO FLAMES PLEASE! Speaking of Reviews, please R&R! Now, before I forget.....

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Disclaimer: Thank you, Thank you, you're all to kind.(clears throat)LIANA90 DOES NOT OWN INUYASHA, OR CASHEWS.PLEASE DO NOT SUE HER.

Liana90: Okayyy...now that that's over with, on with the show!

Cash...Ewes?

"What are those?" asked Inuyasha, pointing at the nuts Kagome had spilled into her hand.

"They're nuts. Cashews. They're really good. Would you like some?" Kagome asked, holding out her hand.

Inuyasha stuck his nose in the air. "Feh. Who do you think I am? A squirrel demon? (A/N: Notice I left the caps down on the word squirrel. That's because squirrels are EVIL!!!)"

Kagome's face turned RED. "SIT, BOY!!" she yelled, causing Inuyasha to fall off the tall tree branch he had recently vacated, and come crashing to the ground. He climbed out of his crater and glared at her.

" Fine. I'll eat one stupid nut. Then you have to stop bothering me about them." he said grudgingly. She happily nodded and handed them over. He scowled, and chewed it, then swallowed as if he had just eaten a rock, or something more disgusting than that. He then went over to Kagome's pack, and began to dig through it in search for the sanctuary taste of ramen to wash out the taste of the cashew.

"Why do they call it that anyway? Cash-Ewes? That would mean that they were made by money sheep, right?" asked Inuyasha, still digging through the pack until he found the precious, but evasive, ramen.

"No, it's just....never mind. I'll just eat them by myself then, shall I?" Kagome replied, adding a hint of loneliness in her voice. (A/N: Just imagine this: Kagome's mind is saying, nay, yelling, the thing were you go "HINT HINT! NUDGE NUDGE! )

"Yup."said Inuyasha, not really listening.Of course, it was only afterward that his incredibly dense brain understood what he had just said."Oh, crap-" was all he managed to say before he recived a face full of dirt.Really hard dirt. "Oww....." was all that could be heard,then silence.Kagome smirked, then continued to eat the wonderfully tasty yet strangly shaped nuts that just so happened to be called... cashews.

Liana90: The end!Okay, If anybody wants me to write more, you have to tell me what the next chapter should be about, because I have absolutely no idea. Cheers!