I was originally going to do this with cookies but after seeing the last episode of leverage it just had to be doughnuts.

"Theres doughnuts that have bacon on them." Parker was astonished.

"For the millionth time YES now do you want one?" She had been saying that same thing for the past 10 minutes and the clerk was starting to get annoyed not mentioning the fact that he was already past that point.

"Wait a minute now, it's on them but is it in them?" Were they bacon doughnuts or doughnuts with bacon?

"What the hell does it matter!" Was it really that hard to pick the one you wanted.

"Because there's a difference, if it's in it then it's more like a muffin than a doughnut and I don't want a muffin."

"Sir please you're holding up the line." She didn't care if she lost the sale this woman was driving her crazy.

"I'm sorry, you know what we'll take one of each." There was no way she couldn't find one she liked that way.

"Just hold on a minute Eliot I'm almost done. Now is there bacon in the glaze?" Geeze he was grumpy this morning.

"That's it!" Eliot said grabbing Parker by the waist and throwing her over his shoulder leaving the shop as the other customers applauded.

"ELIOT!" Parker yelled pounding on his back. That was it she was never going for doughnuts with him again.


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