Things that are safer then calling Edward Elric short.
1. Fight a deranged bear.
2. Step on a lion▓s tail.
3. Kiss a poisonous snack.
4. Punch a tiger in the face.
5. Insult my uncle.
6. Hug a dog with ray bees.
7. Stick your head in a lion▓s mouth after stepping on its tail.
8. Insult me.
9. Swim in front of a shark wall bleeding.
10. Drive a motorcycle blind folded.
11. French a vampire.
12. Tick off Wrath.
13. Steel a pterodactyl▓s egg.
14. Tease a gorilla.
15. Make a T-Rex made.
16. Stomp on jelly fish.
17. Eat a poisonous mushroom.
18. Pet a raccoon.
19. Try to touch a girl▓s butt (I know I would kill any guy that tried that).
20. Try to touch a girls breast (okay, the guy is dead meet now).
21. Call a very angry elderly person over and over again and hang up be for they find out that you are.
22. Play base ball with a hornets nest.
23. Step on an ant hill bear foot.
24. Play ketch with a bee hive.
25. Any thing is safer then insulting Edward Elric.
Edward: (smiles) Yay, I'm pretty dangerous
Al: oh please
Me: BESIDES! WHO WOULD WANNA MAKE FUN OF HIM! HE▓S SO CUTE AND TINNY!
Edward: WHAT!
Me: (hugs)
Edward: I-Can't-Breath
Al: (tries to get me to let go)
Me: YOU'RE SO CUTE! AND TINNY! AND SMALL! AND SHORT!
Edward: some one save me-(blacks out)
Al: (is still trying to get me to let go)
Roy: He's not dangerous at all! He can't even fight off a girl!
Me: (fires a gun a Roy and misses by an inch)
Roy: (gulps then runs away)
Al: she won't let go!
Me: I WOVE ME CUTESY PUTSY EDY WEDY!
Edward: XX
