Lily Evans is bored. Extremley bored. Very, extremley bored. Relly, very, extremley bored. As bored as anywon cowd be, so bored, she doesnt even care about corecting the auther on her (relly, very, extremley) bad grammer and speling.
And that is saying sumthing, becuse Lily Evans beleives in always using corect grammer and speling.
Lily Evans had alredy tried taking with her freinds, doing homework, and reading, and just siting there.
She has no idea what too do. There is nothing too do in the Grifyndder Commen Rume.
Thats wear James Potter cums in.
Just as Lily Evans sits down on a cowch, James Potter enters the Commen Rume.
James Potter waks over tords Lily Evans and plopps down next too her.
"What do u want, James?" Lily Evans asks.
"I want to help u not be bored." James Potter replys.
"How cowd u tell I was bored?"
"I can sence things." James Potter tells her.
"Grate. Whatevr. Now how is u planing too make me not bored?" Lily Evans asks.
"First thing is to ficks this speling and grammer thing. Its relly buging I that me cant tak rite." James Potter says. "And then we nede to ficks the full name caling."
"But the whole reesen that its lyk this is becuse me are so bored." Lily Evans replys. "I am two bored too corect it my-self. I nede too do sumthing!''
"Then we shuwd do sumthing!" James Potter ecksclames.
"Well I has alredy figyoured that out." Lily Evans poweents out.
"Oh well then we shuwd think of sumthing too do."
"Duh."
30 minutes later….
Lily Evans and James Potter plopp back down on the cowch in the Commen Rume. They has spent the last 30 minits trying to find sumthing too make Lily Evans not bored, so the speling and grammer wood be rite agen.
Nothing worked. And they had tryed evrything.
"Im still bored!" Lily Evans says.
"I know. And now I am bored two!" James Potter replys.
"Dont u has any other ideas?" Lily Evans asks.
"Nope"
2 minutes later….
"Well there is won thing, but I dont think u'll lyk it very much and I dont think it will make u unbored." James Potter says.
"You never no. What is it?" Lily Evans asks.
"I dont think me want to tell u it. U might hit me or sumthing." James Potter replys.
"Then dont tell I and just make me do it or take me there or sumthing." Lily Evans demands.
"U promis u wont hit me afterwords?"
"Yes!"
"Okay but dont say I didnt warn u."
James Potter leens in and kisss Lily Evans on the lips.
She doesn't slap him when he pulls back. She stares into his gorgeous hazel eyes. And then he notices something.
"It worked! Everything is back to normal!" James says. "And no more full names!"
"I'm not bored anymore, either," Lily says softly.
James grins. "Who knew?" And then he kisses her again.
The End
That's my story. I have no I idea where it came from, besides that fact that I was very bored when I started it. And then when I finished it too. I hoped you liked it. REVIEW!
