Hogwarts Halloween Karaoke Party

By Herpaghonasyphilitis

Disclaimer: I own nothing here, except for the plot, and I don't even have the rights to that.

Warning: slight mentioning of slash in later chaps, very slight. Also, characters are OOC (out of character) pretty much Hogwarts is kinda more punk-rock in my story.

Read on dear viewers, read on!


Harry, Ron and Hermione were eating breakfast in the great hall on a breezy day in mid-October. The Great Hall became quiet as people started noticing that Dumbledore had stood up and was planning on making a speech.

"Attention! May I have everyone's attention please?" announced Headmaster Dumbledore. "I have an announcement to make: two weeks from today we are going to have a Halloween karaoke party."

The Hall erupted into talk in varying degrees of loudness. All the houses were talking amongst themselves, planning for the big event they all knew it was sure to be.

"There will be a sign-up sheet in each House Common Room for anyone who wishes to sign up. Thank you, that is all." Finished Dumbledore, as he once again sat in his seat amongst all the chatter and whispers.

"Hey Harry, do you think we should do something? I think it really sounds fun." Asked Hermione. Voldemort was still out there, and she thought it would be a good way for Harry to relieve some stress.

"You know, this sounds really fun, I think it's a great idea! Let's get started on it tonight." Replied Harry. He knew just what he wanted to do for this karaoke party. He also thought it would be a totally rocking way to show off his mad guitar skills to the whole school. Yes, Harry had big plans for this Halloween, and Voldemort wasn't going to get in his way, he was going to have FUN.

One Week Later…

"Ok you guys, I think we've got it down, lets just go over it one final time and then we can break." Commanded Harry to Ron and Hermione. They had unanimously decided to make Harry the leader of their band, seeing as he would be the lead singer & main guitar player. They had been practicing whenever they had extra time, and were completely hyped for the party. They were sure to blow everyone away.

Elsewhere in the castle…

"Blaise! How many times have I told you this week not to come in our dorms while I'm practicing! Can't a man get some privacy around here? Does pureblood status mean NOTHING around here anymore!" Yelled an extremely pissed off and annoyed Draco Malfoy.

"You know Draco, these aren't just your rooms, and you're not the only one who needs to practice for the car- kak- whatever-that-word-is party." Stated Blaise calmly as he informed Draco of this information. "And also, we're SLYTHERINS Draco, we're ALL pureblooded."

Draco grumbled and threw his magical microphone at the retreating back of his best friend, who opened the door just in time for the microphone to hit the wood design.

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"Susan really, you sound fine, you're going to be great at the karaoke show." Said Hannah, encouraging her best friend, Susan Bones on her singing ability.

"Oh I know I shouldn't worry, I'm just so nervous! What if nobody likes me? Or my voice? Or the song I chose? What if they HATE me? What if they start throwing rotten vegetables at my head?"

Hannah, who was a pureblood, was totally and utterly confuzzled.

"Why in the world would they throw rotten vegetables at your head? That is SO uncivilized!" said Hannah, scrunching up her nose in disgust. Susan just laughed and explained that she was over exaggerating; nobody would be throwing vegetables at her, it was just something muggle cartoons showed to emphasize that somebody was a really bad performer.

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"Pansy, did you remember to ask Draco if he'll sing with us?"

"Yea, he said he would, it's a good thing he already knows the words to the song, since he's doing one on his own too."

"Luna, have you got the costumes ready yet?"

"Yea Parvati, I just finished them last night."

"Hey Ginny, Lavender, everyone else, lets practice one more time ok? Let's go."

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All of Hogwarts was extremely busy getting ready for the Halloween Karaoke Party. If you listened closely, you could here music coming from every corner of the great stone building as its occupants sang their hearts out.


Ok, so here is the first chapter of my Hogwarts songfic story. The singing actually starts next chapter, so don't you fret. Each different singer or group will have their own chapter, so far I have about 30 chapters, but that is subject to change. You can review and tell me if there's someone you want me to have singing, or a song you want sung, or, you know, you could just review for the hell of it… coughHINTcough

Seriously guys…REVIEW! Please. I shall not beg. All I'm asking for is a confirmation if you like the story or if you don't.

Luv ya

Kat