The New Patient

I watched as it squirmed. They all did. Trying to escape their fates but it was too late as soon as they were captured they would die just like all the others. But for some reason I felt bad for this specimen it was so cute a baby mammoth I think.

"NEMU"

"Yes Master" I bowed awaiting for his orders

He looked up from where he had been torturing the poor cute creature "Take away this trash"

"Yes Master" I picked it up and carried it away. Happy to follow any order he gave me

As soon as I got outside I run towards the disposal bens hoping to get back to my master as soon as possible

"Squad 12 Lieutenant"

I turned around and saw Squad 4's caption and lieutenant looking towards me. It appeared as if they had been talking to one of the other members of my squad because as soon as I showed up he disappeared hoping not to be bothered anymore.

"I request to speak to Mayuri now" Unohana stated running up to me with an annoyed expression on her face. Her lieutenant pointed her sword at me while glaring like an insane person

I nodded wondering why they were being so.……rude. I set the animal down ordering one of my subornments to get rid of it before leading Unohana and Isane to the main laboratory where father would surely be doing some kind of project. Isane still pointed her sword at my neck though.

"Why are you doing that" I asked fingering my hilt just in case they were planning an attack or something

"Doing what" Isane asked as if it wasn't obvious

"Holding a sharp pointy object to my neck. What else "I said

Unohana smiled" Sorry Lieutenant but I can't have you running away. I must tell Mayuri something"

"Why would I run away" I wondered out loud

"Well you are Mayuri's daughter aren't you he must have warned you to look out for me" She shook her head" that trouble maker"

Hmmm I wonder what Father did this time. I knocked on his office door hoping he had gotten away in time so that he didn't have to go through Unohana wrath. And let me tell you she looked really mad and not just regular mad P-I-S-S-E-D off mad. But I think that was because I took her the long way to Fathers office instead of the short cut.

"What" His voice boomed through the speakers

"Father" I bowed even though he couldn't see me "Squad 4's Caption and lieutenant Unohana and Isane are here to see you"

There was a long pause of silence

"Tell them I'm not here and meet me at the escape pods" He sounded slightly nervous

I turned towards Unohana " I'm sorry but my Master isn't here right now, you can come back in a century or two when he comes back from his vacation to…..Thank god Squad 4 isn't here land" I smiled "I can take a message is you'd like"

Unohana frowned stepping closer to the door" So you have been avoiding me Mayuri, shame on you" She grabbed hold of my arm giving me a apologetic look "However, I knew something like this would happen so, I had squad 4 surround the building as a precaution and I have your lieutenant so I suggest you give up and come out before I'm forced to get mean"

"I thought you already were" Mayuri opened the door looking slightly pissed "Besides" he pointed towards me "She has a built in self-destruct button" He closed the door to his office before Unohana saw any of his illegal experiments" But other than that the answer still remains NO!!! I will not date you unless I can cut you open"

Unohana turned redder the lieutenant Abarai's hair "This is official business" she shouted waving papers in Mayuri's face" The commander demands that you fix one of my patients"

Mayuri grabbed the papers scanning them quickly "I don't care what the commander or the general ….."

"There the same person" Unohana cut in

"……Has to say this isn't a hospital and I will not take care of your patients"

Unohana smiled a smile scarier than Ichimaru Gin's grin or the thought of fighting Kenpachi Zaraki to death. I shivered moving closer to my master

She gritted her teeth "Since the higher ups and I ordered it it's going to happen whether you love it or not" She turned and started walking away her lieutenant following her "I'll bring Caption Ukitake tomorrow for a physical and you'd had better be here" and with that she flashed away

I glanced up at my father and was astonished to find smirking and then laughing and there was no one in pain. Oh no maybe he's finally gone mad "What's wrong father"

Instead of answering he picked me up spun me around in a circle" Oh Nemu isn't this great" He smiled at me

I had never seen him smile so big "What's so great Father"

"You of course"

"Me?" He really has lost it

"Yes! even though you led that irritating Squad 4 Caption here you managed to redeem yourself by get me a caption to experiment on"

"Wait!!!? What?" I frowned in confusion why couldn't he just experiment on himself. I mean he was also a caption wasn't he

Father ignored me rubbing his fingers together evilly "And not just any caption, the only sick soul reaper to suffer from that human disease and become a caption." He patted me on the head "Go prepare a cell for the Caption of squad? ………….. Jyuushiro Ukitake"

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I can't believe Father put a self-destruct device in side of me. I mean I know that he isn't exactly the sanest person out there, but how cruel. And he didn't even warn me. What if I accidently tripped and set it off. OH NO!!!!!!! Or what if it activates when I laugh

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Eck! I'll never laugh again.