Steve, hunched over a book, gasped as a cushion smacked him in the face. Shocked, he sat up in bed, and said with a surprising amount of annoyance, "No. You did not just do that, Tony."
Tony smirked back, "You've been shot at, thrown around like a rag doll, frozen for seventy years, and yet you get more pissed when I throw a pillow at you?"
"I was at the part where Bella finally finds out that Edward is a vampire, and then you just start throwing things at me-"
"It's filled with down feathers imported from Europe. Consider yourself lucky to have been struck with such fine quality." Tony walked over to Steve's side of the bed to retrieve the pillow.
"Oh no, you are not getting it back yet," Steve jumped up and held the pillow above Tony's head, just out of reach. Tony hated when Steve did that, pulling the height card.
"Come on you know that's not fair," Tony reached up to no avail. Luckily he knew how ticklish Steve was.
"Gosh Tony-how is this-any-more fair?" Steve got out between giggles.
Tony laughed along and lightly pushed Steve back onto the bed, straddled him, and whispered "Now give it back."
"Fine. You want it?" Steve maneuvered his way on top, pinning Tony's arms above his head with one hand while the other clutched the pillow.
"Alright, just hand it over, dear," Tony said with mock fear.
"But you're cute when you're frustrated." Steve held out the pillow but quickly drew back, "You know, I think you deserve some of this."
"Oh do I?" Tony propped himself up then jumped off the bed, forcing Steve to stumble after him and perform an impromptu catch.
"Quiet down. I bet Peter can hear us."
"Honestly, I know for a fact that he's heard worse from us," Tony replied, held in Steve's arms.
"Tony! Poor boy…" He let out an embarrassed chuckle.
"Aw, don't blush Cap," Tony worked his way out of his husband's arms and looked up with a devious grin, "I'm ready for my punishment."
"Does everything have to be sexual with you?" Steve said, smiling mischievously, pulled back the pillow and let fly just as Tony was about to respond.
Several bruised ribs, a fractured wrist, and a face sized dent in the wall later,
Tony learned that mixing super soldiers with pillow fights wouldn't end well for him.
