- Can I shag you instead?
Sirius eyes were fixed on the boy in front of him, he knew from the start his chances with the boy were none or close to none.
The common room was particularly cold that night and the few flames creeping from the fireplace would extinguish in little time. Sirius couldn't bear the silence, he shouldn't have asked, he knew from the shocked expression in front of him that best thing to do would be to dismiss the idea. He laughed...
A cold and loud bark echoed through the Gryffindor common room.
Sirius pulled his long hair back, a mischievous grin sprung through his lips. He knew he could get off with it, he knew he could blame it on "Black Gene Madness".
- C'mon, Moony. You look scared as fuck.
- Black, you're bonkers. I really hate your guts sometimes - Remus hands were sweaty, they were shaking. As he stood up the view of Sirius mocking face pierced his heart like no other ever did. -I'm off to bed.
- Ooh Moonkins don't be pissed.
He wasn't pissed, he was used to Black Humor. Black painful humor.
Remus walked through the common room and up the staircase paying no mind to Sirius babbling.
"Fuck him." Thought Remus as his body hit the bed. "Fuck him and his whores."
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Note: I don't usually write. The story isn't planned I just go along with my head.
