Dresses & Ice cream Happy AkuRoku Day!
by: startscribbling12
"Axel, really?" Roxas said from across his room. He was unwrapping his sea salt ice cream that his best friend had brought him earlier that day.
"I'm serious!" The red head said.
"I know you're gay and all, but that doesn't mean you can be conceited." Roxas said. He was still irritated with Axel for his stunt a month ago. Calling him late at night and forcing him to profess gay love wasn't something Roxas forgot easily.
"He was hitting on me!"
"Sure." Roxas said, falling back into a beanie bag. "Oh, by the way, I have to work in the morning so don't keep me up all night."
"Why would I do that?" Axel asked innocently.
"After last month, I have a feeling you would do anything to piss me off." Roxas was comfortable with Axel being gay. The two of them had been friends forever, and though Axel had a very dirty mind, and sometimes it made Roxas feel a bit weird, he knew that he wouldn't get raped in his sleep.
"You love me."
"That's what you think." Roxas said, biting a piece of the ice cream off. Axel walked over to Roxas's closet and opened the door, snooping around. "Why are you going through my stuff?"
Axel burst out into a fit of giggles, laughing as he looked into the closet.
"What?"
"Roxas, I know you very well. But I didn't know you were a cross dresser!" Axel said, pulling a white dress off the hanger and showing it to his blond best friend. Roxas's face turned wine red as he jumped up, shaking his head furiously.
"Axel! I'm not! That isn't mine!"
"Whose is it, then?" Axel asked with a smirk on his face.
"Nam's! She is out of town, so she asked me to pick it up for her!"
"No man is that whipped. Not even me."
"I'm serious!"
Axel laughed loudly, pulling the dress off the hanger. The two men stood in Roxas's room, arguing. Well it was more of Roxas's yelling and Axel laughing. Finally, the blond stopped talking and sat back down.
"Roku—come on. The silent treatment now? We aren't in high school."
Roxas still said nothing.
"Roxas…"
Roxas took a bite of his ice cream.
"Roxas…"
Roxas still said nothing.
"'Clap twice if you are being molested.'" He quoted his friend from a month ago when he himself got silent and didn't answer.
"How about you shut the hell up and leave me alone about the damn dress?"
"He speaks!" Axel said, switching the bedroom light off.
"What are you doing?" Roxas asked, a mouth full of ice cream. "All I wanted to do was eat this ice cream. It's rather difficult in the dark, Axel."
Axel still said nothing.
"Ax?"
No word came from Axel's mouth.
"Oh, come on."
Before he knew it, he was knocked off the beanie back, and onto the floor. Roxas's ice cream fell down his shirt, coldness covered his chest.
"Put on the dress!" Axel said, climbing all over Roxas.
"Oh—this is gay on so many levels!" Roxas shouted.
Short. But whatever. This is actually a sequel to my oneshot, Obscene Late Night Phone calls. Hope you liked.
It is dedicated to chibixbabe because I can't hang with her on AkuRoku day.
It is also dedicated to SorasKey since the first time we ever talked was on AkuRoku Day! Our friendship has now hit the year mark!
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