This is the result of my boyfriend (who cosplays as Seto when I cosplay Joey) making me mad enough to punch him (and break his nose).

I make real Seto suffer the worst thing he could ever imagine. ^^

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"Puppy, why are we here again?"

Seto looked around him, his arms crossed and a slight glare on his face. Jou had dragged him to Church that Sunday, despite the brunette not wanting to go. "Because Lent starts today and I wanted to go," the blonde argued, a smile on his face. "It's not gonna kill ya."

Seto growled softly, following his lover into a different part of the church where they were holding a breakfast for everyone. "And stop growling," Jou hissed, lightly slapping his arm. "It's not polite."

"And it was not polite to have sex in the middle of school gym, but we did that anyway," Seto whispered, smirking at the dark blush that covered the blonde's face. The businessman kept smirking as he followed the blonde to get breakfast and a table.

"Good morning, Jou."

Jou smiled, looking up to see the priest, Father Ecker*, standing beside him with a soft smile on his face. "It's good to see you again." He noticed Seto sitting beside him and turned his grin to him. "And who's this?"

"Um, Father, this is Seto Kaiba," Jou introduced, a light blush starting to grow. "He's…uh…he's my…um…"

"I'm his lover," Seto stated bluntly, not seeing Jou's glare or Father Ecker's slightly surprised expression.

"Well, it is nice to meet you, Mr. Kaiba," the priest said, the smile never leaving his face. "I hope to see you again soon. Goodbye, Jou. It was nice seeing you again."

"I could hit you right now," Jou muttered, taking out his frustration with the brunette on the eggs on his plate. "You don't just tell the priest that you're someone's lover! Especially if it's me!"

Seto looked a little confused. "And why not?" he asked, leaning back in his chair, crossing his arms again. "I am your lover whether you like it or not." He grinned slightly. "Although I'm pretty sure you like it."

Jou blushed lightly, keeping his eyes on his food. "But you don't tell a priest that!" he hissed, keeping his voice low enough that only Seto could hear him. "Especially not Father Ecker! He's known me since I was a baby! I don't think he even knew I was gay!"

The brunette grinned. "Well, now he does," he stated.

The blonde groaned, taking a bite of his now mutilated eggs. "What are you giving up for Lent?" he asked, trying to change the subject.

"Why should I give up anything?" Seto asked. "I don't celebrate Lent."

"Because I am your boyfriend and I celebrate it," Jou argued, finally making eye contact with the brunette. "And you promised me you'd give up something. Come on, it's only for 40 days. It's not that bad." He grinned. "I bet you can't go 40 days without something. Or are you just afraid?"

Seto growled, leaning closer to the table so he could whisper softly. "Listen here, you worthless mutt," he whispered, a hint of anger in his voice. "I am not afraid of anything. Fine, you want me to give up something? I'll give up coffee for Lent. Happy now?"

Jou looked a little hurt at the old insult and stood up, moving to throw away his empty plate before walking past the brunette. But not without a few choice words.

"I wonder how long you can be celibate. Because I'm giving up sex for Lent."

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Oh, this will be fun. I plan to have about 6 or 7 chapters of this, one for each week of Lent and a chapter for a lemon at the end.

Father Ecker was the priest for the grade school I went to and he was my favorite. He gave everyone a giant chocolate bunny or a whole bag of candy (like you'd get at a store) for Easter every year. He was awesome and funny.

Oh, and some people have messaged me not knowing what 'celibate' means, so here's the dictionary definition.

"Cel-i-bate: One who abstains from sexual intercourse, especially by reason of religious vows." Basically, doesn't have sex. ^^

And I know this is kinda short, but I wanted a chapter to start it out. The next ones will be longer. Promise.