A/N: Welcome, the moment you have all been waiting for...THE SEQUEL TO CUTE BABY PYRAMID HEAD FUN!!!!!

Disclaimer: I don't own Silent Hill and Hellsing or FOX but then you guys would of known that.

It had been at least a year since the events surrounding the adoption of a baby pyramid head who was dropped off by a mannequin a long time ago, Henry and Eileen named the baby pyramid head Peter while the rest of thier friends Vincent, Richard, Harry, Claudia, James, and Maria became the baby's surrogate aunts and uncles. James's father Frank became the baby's grandfather and gained a second wife (no one knows what happened to the first one and that is a story in itself I would imagine) Eileen and Walter were going steady despite the picture that Peter made for them before he left to live in Silent Hill with his real father.

And Vincent well...lets just say he has no need for a blow-up doll anymore...unfortunely for a young ex-cop vampire.

One day, Henry was about to watch his favorite FOX program "Are you Dumber than a Rock?" when he got thirsty and decided to get something to drink from the fridge. He got up and walked over to open it up and nearly pissed his pants in shock. Well, not really, but he ALMOST (key word 'almost') when he saw no other than (drumroll) Peter! Looking exactly the same way he did those years ago living in apartment 302 in his overalls, blue shirt, and red shoes holding his SpongeBob Doll tighty against his chest.

Peter: (waves) Hi Henry! I missed you!

Henry: P-P-Peter...where did...we thought you were in Silent Hill?

Peter: I journeyed here, to your fridge I don't know why though

Henry: Yeah, I was about to ask about that...what's wrong?

Peter: You have to get your friends together and help me!

Henry: Huh, why? (looks around the inside of the fridge) hey, where is that skinned cat that Richard caught last night?

Peter: He is over there

Points to the skinned cat dragging his slimy, bloodsoaked carcass across the carpet towards the door

Henry: AAAh, No kitty! I just got the carpet shampooed, bad cat bad!

Skinned Cat: (meows eirrly with a hint of agony and pain)

It kept crawling around the carpet messing it up badly with its wet sinewy body. James walked by and saw the dead cat instead of freaking out running and screaming like a little wuss he gets down on his knees and starts to pet the cat getting slimy body fluids and blood all over him.

James: Hi Muffens, whose a good kitty...you are, yes you are!

Henry: (clears his throat) Uh James...

James: (looks up and sees Peter sitting in the fridge on the middle rack) PETER!

Peter: Uncle James! Yay! (jumps out and huggles one of his uncles)

James: (hugs back) Peter, nice to see you stop by for a visit, what's up?

Peter jumps down from James's arms and climbs up on the benchstool looking at his 'daddy' and 'uncle' about to explain.

Peter: There is big trouble in Silent Hill, someone or something is attacking all my friends and family, and since you guys were the only humans I know, I came here to seek help will you all help me and my daddy?

Henry: (thinking) Well...

Suddenly there are sounds of screaming and furniture being thrown around in Henry's bedroom as the door crashes open and Seras Victoria is crawling on on her hands and knees with ducttape over her mouth trying to get out of what seems to be a sticky situation. She is wearing a black wizard's robe and a orange and red scarf with what seems to be a Gyffendore symbol on the front of the robe.

Seras: O.o'' Mmmmmmmmmpppppppppppppphhhhhhhhhh! (flailing her arms)

Vincent: (appears in front of the doorway dressed up as Harry Potter) Oops, looks like Hermione almost escaped there...come on you little Muggle...back to our role-play!

He takes Seras by the ankles and proceeds to drag her back into the bedroom making Seras let out a round of muffled shrieks one after another, digging her vampiric nails into the carpet as she disappeared behind the bedroom door as it shut.

Peter: Who was that daddy Henry...

Henry: (a flush of embarrassment comes over him) Uh...well...she is uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh...lets just say she is your new 'aunt', kay?

Peter: kay! Where is Heather?

Henry: Yeaaaaaaaaaaah, long story...

Meanwhile at the Hellsing Organization...

Heather is standing in a small cell-like room in front of a mirror on each side of her is Sir Integra and Alucard waiting for her reaction to her new breast implants which make her sport a size double "D" bra. After three minutes of silent awkardness she jumps up and down with her breasts bouncing in hot pursuit.

Heather: I love them! Thank you so much! .

Alucard: (smiling at Integra) See, I told you she would make a good replacement Seras Victoria.

Integra: Yeah...but how good is she at firing heavy guns?

Alucard: (shrugs) Who cares, you know the reason why Seras was ever around was for sex appeal for the male audience.

Integra: That is true, (whispers) but we can't let her (nods her head at Heather) know that...

Alucard: (whispers back) quiet she will hear you...

Heather is skipping around happily with her new "package of balloons" around the Hellsing woman and her vampiric servant

Heather: La la la lalalalalalala!

Integra: Alucard stop staring!

Alucard: O.O' Its so illegal but I cannot turn away!

A/N: Okaaaaaaaaaaay...going back to Ashfield Heights now! NOW!

Apartment Room 302

Everyone is happy that Peter came by for a visit. Eileen bought store-made cookies (Oreos I think) and kept stuffing them in Peter's mouth as he laid down the situation for his foster family.

While Vincent is still "role-playing Harry Potter" with his new plaything in Henry's bedroom.

Peter: You see, lately, many of my people have been disappearing and when they are found...well...they have been...e-eaten...shudders

Maria: Eaten?

Peter: Nothing but bones!

Eileen: Here are some more cookies! (hand feeds them to Peter)

Harry: Go on

Peter: No one knows why or who did it please help us!

Walter: Of course we will help you-

James: WHAT! NOOOO! I AM NOT GOING BACK!

Peter: (begs) Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaassssssseeeeee uncle James...please! (takes out the baby eyes)

Eileen: Ohhhh, lets do it, oh those poor little things!

James: Uh hello! Need I remind you who was in that monster-infested town!

Harry: (raises his hand) Yeah me!

James: Okay...but who ran into scarier monsters than what he ran into?

Henry: (raises his head) To tell you the truth those twin monsters were pretty terrifying...

Peter: (bounces his butt up and down quickly) PLEASE ALL MY FRIENDS ARE SCARED AND THE BABY MANNEQUINS CRY BECAUSE THEY HAVE NIGHTMORES THAT THEIR MOMMIES ARE GOING TO BE EATEN!!!!!

Eileen: (eyes twitch) Did you say 'baby mannequins' Peter?

Peter: Yeah, they are-

Eileen: To SILENT HILL! (gets her coat and knocks on the bedroom door) Vincent get dressed and put your 'toy' away we're going to Silent Hill!

Vincent: (from behind the door) Okay! Come on Seras time to get in the closet!

Vincent is donned in his usual attire as Eileen, Henry, Harry, Richard, Maria and the rest of the gang follow Peter towards the kitchen and watch as he opens the fridge.

Walter: I hope that this dosen't effect the electricity bill

Peter: (opens the fridge) Okay everyone, lets go!

Richard: Wait! You are telling me that we have to squeeze into that fridge, no way!

James: Richard's right...he can't fit his fat-ass through that-

Richard: You little (pummels James with his fists)

James: Ow ow ow ow ow Daddy Help!

Frank: You brought it on yourself James!

James: (cries)

Peter ignoring his uncle James cries of pain.

Peter: Everyone say a pray and follow me!

Vincent: (puts his hands together in a prayer) Lord thank you for giving me the gift of a very large-

Claudia: (smacks Vincent upside the head) Lets go!

So they all crawled through the tunnel that appeared in the back of the fridge, one by one they entered. Henry was a expert crawler through holes guy but Harry who never crawled through a hole in his life got claustophobia and they had to drag him the rest of the way towards a light at the end. Peter was piggybacking on Walter's shoulders telling them that it wouldn't be far now.

Peter: (pointing up ahead) There see! Where it is says "Welcome to Silent Hill Monsters: no flash photography"

Henry: (putting away his camera) Crap...

The next thing they all knew they had crawled out of what appeared to be the mouth of a drainage pipe and walked into the middle of the town.

James: That was new

Harry: You said it James

James: I did?

Harry: (slaps his forehead in disgust)

Walter was holding Peter on his shoulders who now was regretting it because the large cone-head was starting to feel heavy under his weight and put the toddler down.

Peter: It shouldn't be this empty OH MYS!

Suddenly out of nowhere armless creatures with bare-breasts and legs with no heads circled our heroes.

What will become of them?

TBC

Why did Eileen freak just now when Peter mentioned baby manequinns? Will they figure out who is attacking Peter's monster people? And how much did Heather's implants cost anyway and will Alucard get accused of being a middle-aged pervert for staring at a sixteen year old Heather's breasts? Find out and feel free to leave reviews and suggestions for upcoming adventures with your favorite cute and cuddly pyramid head toddler. Thank you.