This little "ditty" is a parody of Nabeshin's Afro Song from Excel Saga.  He can be seen singing it on the beech in one episode… but I forget which one.  At any rate, I quite like the song, and so decided to give Folkie his own version^_^.  (BTW, I got the "original" lyrics from the Excel Saga dub, not the sub.  I watched it on the Anime Network, so I've no idea what the original original lyrics are in Japanese, but I still think it's a great song^^)

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Folken's Mullet Song

I'm Folken-sama, my mullet suits me.

It's easy to clean- just wash it once.

The chicks all like it 'cuz it's spiky;

I like it 'cuz it's easy to brush.

Short on the top, long on the bottom;

My mullet due is the best for me.

I'm Folken-sama and the chicks dig me.

It's a wop-doo-wop-doo-wop-doo-wop hair due.

Ditty-ditty-ditty-day!