Disclaimer: We don't own Inu-Yasha or Ayumi Hamasaki

Note: This has nothing to do with Lord of the Rings

These are the word to Dearest, for those who don't speak Japanese. If you, we envy you.

It would be nice if

we could throw away everything

but what is most important;

Reality is just cruel

Whenever I close my eyes

you're there,

smiling

Ah- I hope your smiling face

is with me until the day

I fall into eternal sleep

Are all people sad?

They are forgetful creatures...

For that which you should love,

for that which gives love:

give it your all

Ah- when we met

we were so awkward

We've taken the long road;

we've hurt each other along the way

Ah- I hope your smiling face

is with me until the day

I fall into eternal sleep

Ah- when we met

we were so awkward

We've taken the long road,

but we've finally arrived

Inu-Yasha is recording Dearest in, well, a recording studio.

Inu (singing): I fall into eternal sleep.

Sessho-Maru: I have a question. Why are peoples sad?.... They are forgetful creatures, aren't they?

I: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?

S: I had a question.

I: How did you get through the well?!

S: Well, you a little birdie, I mean Jaken, told me that you were becoming a singer in the 'future'.

Crowd: OOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoOO *cough cough * (they all suffer heart attacks and die.)

I: that was random.

S: as I was saying, I decided to come to the future too, so I asked my fairy godparents.....

*Cosmo and Wanda appear *

W: You idiot, now we have to go away forever.

C: or just a couple of days, ooooh look bacon.

W: there's no bacon here, and yes it is forever.

S: oh, tear tear, leave, now. Please.

W&C: Bye

*Sad Poof *

I: That was even more random.

S: You know, you sing in a very high voice.

I: Well... So do you!

*They both burst out crying*

Alex: What in the seven hells are you to doing?

Marielle: Are you crying?

I: I am not *wipes away tears * I just had dust in my eyes!

S: You lie!

I: You just being mean because that was your excuse!

S: (lower lip quivering) You're right!

*both start crying again *

M: Uhhhhhhhhhhh.... Hey look! It's Willy Wonka!

A: And his Chocolate Factory

S: It's portable? I never knew that.

I: To the chocolate cave!

A: We have a chocolate cave? Why was I never told this?!

Inu-Yasha punched a secret button on a couch, which was just sitting in the middle of nowhere. Inu, Sesshi, Marielle, Alex and Naraku were sucked into the chocolate cave.

M&I: HOW THE HELL DID HE GET HERE?

Naraku: Well, I asked my fairy godparents...

*Poof *

W: Damn it! Second time in a day.

C:OH, shit.

N: NO! You can't leave me now! I need you to take over the world!

C: your loss, kid. Bye!

*happy poof *

N: I am not a kid!

M, I,S&A: Riiiiiiiiiiight.

Will Naraku ever prove that he isn't a kid? What will happen to Willy Wonka?

Alex: And the chocolate!

Yes, and the chocolate. Will Inu-Yasha ever finish his song? Fine out in the next exciting chapter of Lord

of the Chocolate: The Fellowship of the Chocolate Bunny!