Haruhi, Mikey, and Mikuru, knew of Grinman's betrayal. Gathering together Paullian, SOS, Adny, Tyrone and similar friends, they rallied under the flag of the Kool Kids Klub, but later Dethklan, which they decided to use to fight the tyranny of the Knowledge of the Trumpet- as the illustrious J had slowly taken over the Internet as they knew it. Kyon Enterprises, funding the Knowledge of the Trumpet, had since destroyed the city of Mecklenburg, leaving it a shameful place of rubble and shanties with burning tires. They, the rebels, would no longer put up with the sins of Role Playing on Second Life or on The Specialists- they would no longer put up with kids being cute on Stickam or anything. It was time for the purifying flame of the raw fist and rage of Dethklan. Adoring gray suits with red ties and special Sliding Sneakers (deviously created by Haruhi to allow for maximum speed and ramping off of buildings), the team gathered together under the Flag of the SOS, their banner and their motto.

Paul, the geek of the group, decided to draw up a tier list of enemies, but it was quickly proven false when he devised that Metaknight, who did not even fight against the team, was "top tier" and/or "fucking cheap". Paul, somewhat miffed, crawled into his crudely made castle of Dr. Pepper and sucked his own dick, thinking upon the fight that was to come until he came in his own mouth and became gay.

The battle raged on. Stample, with his big old thick cock, fought hard on the front lines, never backing down. The clone armies of Kyon Enterprises proved difficult to fight- but there was one key flaw: the ideahammer. Grinman, who ran from the battle, was adeptly replaced by the illustrious J, revealed to be Jamison himself- but Jamison was a mere peon in the battle. Jamison, running away on his steam powered trumpet, told them meat up in Mecklenburg in one hour. So the group got back together, forgave Grinman and planned what was to be the biggest raid in Mecklenburg.