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Pisang- NOOOOOO!
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Pisang- I-I- I OWN INUYASHA!MWAHAH-
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Inuyasha and Kags lived happily in a hut.
It was made of sequins.
Inu needed to escape.
His home was going to make him fruity!
Inuyasha new an undeniably, manly place would be the beach…
…at sunset!
Inu giggled with glee.
He snuck off, grabbing a few home-grown flowers.
Inu liked talking to plants.
They made him feel loved.
Inuyasha made himself comfy in the sand.
As he cradled his flowers, he began to reminisce romantic moments…
Like the time he put a tack on Kagome's chair.
She had jumped right into his arms…
… lovingly bashing his head in.
…. Ah memories…
A hobo by the name of Shippo heard the masculine hanyou sniffle.
He handed the sobbing man a beer.
Early next morning, a foreign ambassador, intent on skinny dipping, found Inu on the beach…
… he was drunk
… he had a pile of dirty magazines
… and he had been making out with seahorses and starfish.
Inuyasha was forced off the island in a barrel. Even though it was cramped, wet and filled with poisons, it was a good home.
Inu just wished he had his conditioner…
… his hair was getting incredibly frizzy in this environment.
Kagome was pissed.
Men just weren't to be trusted!
Her cook had left the stove on and the eggs were ruined!
Kagome decided it was time to have a shave.
Stress made her grow whiskers…
She could just leave her moustache growing, but the store was out of wax…
… Kags just couldn't go out without a pretty, waxed moustache…
… it was against the law.
Kagome sifted through her toiletries.
Where was her razor?
Sift sift sift…
Kagome reclined in her armchair.
Now she had a goatee.
She couldn't find her razor…
… or Inuyasha.
Usually, he'd be stalking her lipstick.
Kags decided to eat an apple…
… and call a Private Investigator.
She needed that razor.
A few minutes later, Shippo was on her doorstep.
And immediately, he was smitten
Such beautiful white skin!
Such smooth red lips!
Shippo was in love…
… with an apple.
After a quick talk, Kagome got her investigator, and Shippo got his beloved fruit.
The little kitsune tapped into his psychic powers.
Hmm…. Inuyasha is currently in south of France… losing his mind… and shaving his legs…
Kagome screamed.
That idiot was using her razor on his legs!
Kags knew what she had to do.
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She is currently dying slowly due to unknown circumstanes... ahem
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