Quick note: If you haven't figured this out already, we don't frequently update. So don't come beating down our door. Also, as the title implies, there will be swearing. Just saying. AND WE APOLOGIZE FOR SPELLING ERRORS- IT'S HARD TYPING ON AN iPAD (also, we no own Hetalia)

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January 1

Seeing that it is now a new year, big sister told me I should start keeping a diary. I told her it sounded girly. She started crying.

So here I am, writing in this...thing. Whatever will make you happy, sister. I feel like an idiot. Seriously, how many other guys have a fucking DIARY?! It seems gay to me. In that case, I'm sure France has one. But me?

Oh godammit... Here comes Amerika, the crackhead. I'd spell it with a 'c', but one day he shall become one with me and it WILL be a 'k'. On second thought, I'm not sure I want to take him over. He's annoying as fuck.

I guess I must be going. I have to shove my pipe up Amerika's ass for trying to peer over my shoulder.

Your Mildly Pissed Author,

The Russian Federation

P.S- I think I'll call it a journal. It sounds better than diary.