1Thanks for the reviews loves they helped. On the other hand INCEST IS NOT THE ANSWER LOVES. Though very good pairing... Itachi & Sasuke what do you "the readers think," This idea was given by an anonymous reviewer.
Shut up and drink your tea
Silently the gang sits and reads quietly preparing for a written exam to be given by Kakashi
within the next two hours. "OHMIGAWD, I can't believe he is giving us a written exam" muttered
Naruto a he squirmed in his chair. "Naruto", screamed Sakura smacking him in the back of the head.
"Calm the hell down and read, do you WANT to fail". "Ya know what" muttered Naruto "What the
hell is this test for?". "... ah ... maybe ... I have no idea!" exclaimed Sakura. "Sasuke do you?". "Do I
what?". "Dance the polka I wana take lessons and I need a partner,". "Well ya know I fiddle in that
kind of st...". "No stupid," hollered Naruto "know what the test is for?" (Under breath) "dance the polka
ha...".
"Uhhhhh... he..he...he... I didn't mean that and no I have no idea what this test is for"
murmured Sasuke, "but to tell you the truth I don't know what sewing skills has anything to do with
ninjutsu training". "You don't think.." said Naruto. "NO" yelled Sakura "I'm sure he is completely
sincere and is actually giving us a ninjutsu training test". "You best ho..ho..haaaaaahhhhhh
choooooooooooooo"."What the hell Naruto I just had this out fit dry-cleaned and now its ruined".
"Honey that out-fit was ruined when you bought it Snap Snap". "... wow" said Sakura and Sasuke
in unison. "And that is what happens when people watch to much television, I mean rilly a cat in a hat
thats like Sakura being a swim suit model," said Sasuke sarcastically. "Rrrr... HAY I'm very slim,".
"To a blind person!" added Naruto.
"... WHHA-----------AAAT", Screamed Sakura, "I'M GONNA KILL YOU NARUTO." "After
we have some tea," said Naruto cheerfully. "RRRRR... Yay tea". "Should we get a cheesecake,".
"This isn't Golden Girls Naruto". "It's just , for some reason I want to gorge myself with chocolate and
cry spilling out every little detail of my life,". "Are you pregnant," exclaimed Sasuke. "I feel like that
sometimes during the month,". "Its called your period," said Sasuke. "Don't judge me you bitch (starts
crying) why does everyone hate me Whaaaa...,". " Sakura shut up and drink your tea,". "But its cold".
"That's the ice dear," scowled naruto. "That would explain it,". "Just a little genius,".
MIDNIGHT
Kakashi walks into pitch dark house.(Click, light goes on) "And just where have you
been,". "We have been waiting here since eight this morning studying for YOUR test," Said Sakura
in a devilish voice. "Uhhh... shopping he..he..,"muttered Kakashi sensei. "Why,". "Because you
looked like you needed a new outfit Sakura,". "Now YOUR saying my dress looks ugly... your all
so mean WHAAAAA...". "P-M-Sen" said Kakashi. "We know,".
"So Kakashi sensei, what exactly was that test on," asked Naruto. "Oh that thing, I ripped
my pants and I have no idea how to sew ha..ha..,". "What THAT'S IT,"yelled Sakura. "Oh go get
some lypo suction," yelled Naruto. "Ya know all you had to do was ask I can sew it runs in the
family," added Sasuke. "Thanks,". "Who wants cheesecake,". "Naruto you stupid moron,".
"SORRY I thought the occasion called for it,".
END
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