Disclaimer: I do not own bleach, sadly but if I did! The main characters would be Hitsugaya and Ishida and more the half the cast would be gay. :D
Note: This fan fiction is TOTAL CRACK! And I haven't written a fan fiction in almost a year now, so bare with me if theirs a few grammatical mistakes >.>;; or some OOCness.

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The 9th division fukutaicho looked blankly at the door in front of him, it didn't take him to long to get to the 13th division's quarters, nor did it take him long to find Ukitake-taicho's room. Which was strange considering he had never been to Ukitake's room before. He had been ordered by Tousen to get the 13th captain for him, for what, he didn't know, but Shuuhei knew better then to disobey his captain.

"Ukitake-taicho?" Shuuhei yelled as he knocked on the door lighty.

Their was no answer.

"Taicho?" he yelled again, knocking on the door a few more times, only harder, but still no answer.

'Well he's not there.' the vice captain thought to him self as he looked up and down the hall and then back at the door. 'Should I just wait in his room for him?' he asked himself while reaching for the door to see if it was even open, and to his utter surprise it was. He walked in slowly, taking another look up and down the hall before stepping all the way in, the room was a bit small, looking around a bit he noticed a lot of nice things, but the one thing that really caught his eye was the bedpost.

It had a nice shape to it, it looked somewhat like a hour glass. The black haired vice captain took a few steps forward, finding himself being drawn to the wonderful object, he smiled when he got a better look at it. It had nice floral designs on it, with little swirls and other nice patterns that kept the fukutaicho mesmerized. He raised his right hand and brought it closer to the floral bed post, backing it away a bit when he heard a noise out side, he brushed it off and continued.

He touched it softly at first, rubbing it in a circular motion before moving downward, his fingers going over the embedded flowers and swirls, he found a small notch in on the right side and started to rub it seductively, going back and forth slowly, he paused when he heard another noise. His face began to turn a light pink color, Hisagi didn't know what was coming over him, he had never had this feeling before, and it was begining to freak him out.

"That's enough... I should go find Ukitake-taicho now." he said to him self, his face turning fully red when he realized what he had been doing with the bedpost, the vice-captain took his hand off the inanimate object and sighed. He turned around slowly and headed for the open door, stopping for a moment to look at it one more time. "I'm sorry bedpost but..." he said, stepping toward the post once again to give it a little nudge. "Don't worry I'll come back, when Ukitake-taicho is in a meeting, then we can finish up what we--"

"H-Hisagi?" A all to familiar captain's voice rang out from behind him, Shuuhei turned around quickly to see a extremely confused Ukitake standing in the door way.

"U-Ukitake-taicho! I-I was just looking for--" Shuuhei stuttered trying to cover up this whole affair with words, but was cut off by the puzzled captain.

"Where you just... sweet talking to my bed post?"

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