a/n: sorry this story is kind of dirty LOL


Sollux, Tavros , Karkat, and Eridan were hanging out one day playing troll Monopoly. Sollux was the thimble, Tavros was the dog and Eridan was the poot of gold.

"I uh, passed go"! Excitedly Tavros exclaimed.

"Yeah yeah , here's your 200 dollars" Sollux was annoyed. He hated being the banker but Eridan would cheat and Tavros was to slow.

"Yay! I uh, will buy hotels, uh" announced Tavros. And so he did.

"Fuckass" said Karkat, "You can't buy hotels until you buy houses"

So he bought houses instead. Since there where houses on Boardwalk , they were all in trouble now. Tavros won the game quickly and the Monopoly game was done.

But Eridan was pissed off that he lost. So he decided to get vengence.

"Soll" said Eridan, 'let's take vvengence on Tavv or somefin"!

"No , that's stupid" said Soll. He was busy being a hacker.

So Eridan went to Tavros's bedroom and tried to think of how to get vengence. He looked through Tavros's things and gasped. Under the wheel chair cushin was a book.

Not just any book: a porn book! With puppa pan and Rufio pics. Eridan was so flushed he could hardly turn the pages

"OH MY COD"! cried Eridan.

Then an idea formed in his head. He took the porn with him out of the bedroom and took it to Sollux, who was still hacking.

"Soll! Sollll! Look at this"! he said.

Annoyed , Sollux turned away from his bright computer and sighed.

"What do you want? It better not be something stupid"

"It's not. Look wwhat I found in Tavv's bedroom"

Sollux raised his eyebrows but took a look at what Eridan had in his hands. His face suddenly turned very red.

"What is this shit"? Surprised Sollux said.

"I knoww! I found it wwith Tavv's things" explained Eridan.

"How very vulgar" Shaking his head, Sollux said. He could not believe little Tavros would do something like this!q

But he had, and they knew about it now. So now what should they do ?

"Why don't we just take it from him" suggested Sollux.

"WWhat"?

"Yeah, it's actually pretty hot if you look at it. Let's just keep it"

Eridan was so shocked! Sollux actually liked this sort of thing? Who would have ever guessed! But then Eridan looked at it and the more he did the more it really did look hot.

Rufio was very ripped, and he had very cool red-streaked hair. He had darak skin and ripped pants.

Eridan whispered quietly "You are right, Soll. Let's just keep it"

And so they sat there flipping through the pics. There were some really good ones in here, with Rufio striking all kinds of model poses...when all of a sudden they had a sudden visitor!

Tavros wheeled in and his eyes got really wide. "What uh, are you guys doing"!

Eridan and Sollux looked up at him guiltily. "Wwere , um…" Stuttered Eridan.

"We confiscated your book" Coolly Sollux explained.

Tavros believed the lie for a second, but then he realized what was really going on. "You uh, could have just asked if you wanted to borrow it"! he exclaimed. "Uh, geez!"

"I'm sorry" apologized Eridan. "He's just so glubbin hot so wwe couldnt help it"

"It's okay" said Tavros. He would have patted Eridan on the back except he could not reach his back from the weel chair. "I uh, understand"

So the three of them patched up there problem and looked at the porn together. They were friends again and eridan learned an important lesson: getting vengence isn't always a good thing