Phoenix Tears
"Oi! Where is my monocle!" shouted uncle Vernon as he shoved Harry's hands into the garbage disposal. "You are wearing it!" Harry whined. "Poppycock! I wear two monocles!" Vernon raged. Vernon then dragged Harry upstairs and pulled Hedwig out of her cage and ripped her feathers out one by one and shoved them into his mouth. "bdslkggghbfiasfl! MONOCLE!" Vernon mumbled as he spit the feathers that he was once eating into Harry's face. "I swear I didn't take it!" Harry said. Vernon left the room and five minutes later he yelled "PETUNIA! WHERE IS MY JOGGING HAT?". Harry sat in hi room crying when all of a sudden Hermione showed up. Instantly Harry said "I am gonna fuck you in the A and then I am going to C in your ear" so harry fucked her in the A while she fingered him in the Q.
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