Spideypool!
"Hurry up Peter they're on our tail come on!" Wade aka Deadpool shouts at Peter aka Spiderman. " Wade go on with out me you can't take bullets for me all day!" "NO WAY AM I LEVING YOU BEHIND PETE NOW LETS GO!"
"FREEZE, DON'T MOVE A MUSLE YOU LOW DOWN MERCS YOU'VE CAUSED ENOUGH TROUBLE IN NEW YORK..." bang Deadpool's gun shoot's the cop in the head from his belt. "WADE no non contract killing hun ~sigh~ you and your twichy trigger finger come on your gonna have to get rid of the body and all possible DNA." Spiderman says in a loving tone as Wade is leaning in for a kiss but Peter pushes him away "Ah no kisses till we're off dutie babe and then~" Peter's spidey sense go's off "Wade duck now!" Pete wisper yells and a nova blast goes off two centermeaters away from Wades head "Whow what the...?" Deadpool exclames in shock as Spiderman tackles him to the ground as another one goes off where his head was one second a go. "Dang just stay still Dead... wait PETER I THOUGHT YOU QUIT THE HERO GIG DUDE!" Nova yells. " Nova I DID quit the hero gig I'm a merc now and you just shot at MY BOYFRIEND!" Pete aims at novas lower face and shoots his gun and nearly hits him but powerman gets in the way and takes the hit for him ."Peter what do you mean boyfriend? You could have told us I mean we go to school together still so why did you not tell us?" "Pete's not in school he droped out so we could move at a drop of a hat and now the boss will know how Pete has hero connection and we got to go Peter bye Pete friends." and with that Deadpool wraps his arms around Spidermans shots his web shooters and they were away.
~ten secons later~
"Wait did Peter say he was a MURC now dude what did that Deadpool guy do to him? Man what are we gonna tell Fury?"
~with Spidey and Pool~
"Hury Pete we gota go now they know were we live and NYC is no longer safe for us well not till we take them out!" Wade says as they franticly pack all the clothes that they had in the dryer in ther duffle bags. "You done?" Peter nods."Good lets go the key is with the building owner and we are expected to be gone by tommoro but we are going now so grab our body wash and get in the car and lets go!" and with that they get out of the apartment and down the stairs."IN THE CAR NOW PETE AH SHIT THEY GOT A GUN DUCK!"Wade screms at Peter and guns the car out of the car park and brakes ALL of the traffic laws in new york and every were else to get to the airport.
~1 hour later~
"Dam traffic Pete we gotta hurry our flight will leave without us if we don't and then were will we be on the run from our boss by taking a boat to london and then I would have to get over my fear of the ocean and you of your fear of boats and..." "Wade hunnie shut up you telling everyone that we are basically wanted men in an airport my love now act normally and maybe we won't get arested again babe." Peter wispers as he lets his lips leave Wades and off they run to catch their plane in the least flamboyant way they can which is for Wade is a medium amount.
