# Bro!au #
notes: natsu, gray, and gajeel. modern au. bros. also cause i love these three together.
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Okay, so maybe selecting a random bookstore as a place to hang out wasn't the best of Gajeel's ideas to date.
"Great place you picked, Mufasa," Gray grumbled, rather loudly, in fact. Probably to further display his annoyance at his long-haired friend. Or bro. Or frenemy. Whatever they called their relationship. "Yeah, when are you planning on at least trimming that bush? It's hairier than my mom's vagina." "Ok, first of all Natsu, how do you even know what your mom's flip-flap looks like?" Natsu opened his mouth, about to explain- "NO! Nobody wants the presentation again, Natsu. Second, do not diss the mane. It is wild, it is free, and it is everything I need it to be." Gajeel began to burst out into song. "My mane is-" Gajeel was stopped once again by a punch to his shoulder. "Have you forgotten we are in public, you asswipe?" Gray hissed. Feeling a slight throb from where his arm was punched, but pushing it away due to his manly pride, Gajeel whispered,"You trying to start shit, dicksucker?" Gray ran a hand up Gajeel's arm and leant in. "Only if you want me to, babe." this then caused Gajeel to scream out the words, 'sexual harrassment,' which, when the guard came by only to see two black-haired teens engaging in what looked like to be a very, heated staredown, shit kinda sorta maybe hit the fan.
You could feel the guard's inner sigh of fatigue. He was a man who had dealt with this type of bullshit too many times in his life. *************************
They ended up getting kicked out of the bookstore anyway.
"Once again, nice job, Mufasa." Gajeel said nothing and stared ahead as they walked to his car. "And who's car are you getting a ride in today, cocksucker?"
Gray promptly shut up after that.
Why Natsu ever really rode in moving vehicles despite his not-so-miniscule case of motion sickness-seriously, even the doctors couldn't cure this shit- was beyond him. Maybe he did it to be with his friends. Or, more realistically, he did it so as not to earn the title of "lil bitch" from his friends. If they even had that kind of relationship. Natsu is promptly broken out of his daydreaming by the loud blast of More Than A Feeling from the radio. Gray swears, as loudly as he can when Gajeel sings along to the lyrics. Natsu sings a little, too. only a little. And so what if Gray mumbles the lyrics under his breath.
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notes: more than a feeling by boston is everybody's life. u should check it out. also, jellal might make an appearance next chapter.
