Hello; ladies and gentlemen of some ages. Hopefully not small children, because this is going to be rated M. My 'idea guy' might want lemons. And I can't say I'm entirely opposed to writing them, cause' whatever.

Welcome to… Summon's Exile. Name is a WIP; we came up with it in like 2 minutes.

I'm Impassive Purple. Yeah, yeah, if you've read my profile (Probably none of you because I'm a nobody) you can see the little message that says that I wasn't going to be doing Naruto fanfiction for a bit… Well, it's been a 'bit', and this isn't exactly 'my' story. Even if I'm the one kinda writing it.

Don'tblamemeifitgetsbadokay?Okay

Forewarning; It's pretty half baked. If you're expecting my life's work, you won't be finding it here. Or probably anywhere else for a long time. And... Naruto has a sister in this (I can hear you groaning) as I caved to writing the trope. Though, no incest, or neglect, or any of that shit, because neither of us wanted to do that. Though, uh... some other slightly, er, "radical" ideas have been contemplated.

Welp. Here we go.


"Hey daddy…" a small red haired, purple eyed girl who couldn't be older than four, spoke up as she poked the flowers sitting on the tombstone. "I wanted to ask… Was mommy a… uhh… shinobi?"

Minato unclasped his hands, and blinked at his young daughter, before cracking a small smile. "She was a shinobi, yeah, Yuuka. A fantastic shinobi! I think she was a better shinobi than I could ever be."

"Oh. That's cool." a blond haired, blue eyed boy who looked to be around the same age jumped in. "What kind of shinobi?" The girl looked at the blond man as well, waiting to hear his answer as well.

"Well, she…" the father of two started, drawing out his voice. "…was an Uzumaki Kushina kind." he slowly replied. What exactly was he supposed to reply to such a question? His wife had been pretty unique, and had always kinda just specialized in a variety of things.

Both of his children looked on in confusion. Minato saw this and continued, clarifying.

"Well, although she was good at all sorts of things as a shinobi, I don't think there is any one word that could really capture her." he explained, reaching out and ruffling both kids' hair. "She was strong, and awesome, with a beautiful smile and heart of gold… One of a kind. I couldn't possibly compare her to anyone else."

"…That's boring." the boy sounded disappointed, puffing out his cheeks.

"Naruto!" Yuuka squeaked, before leaning over and lightly punching her very slightly older brother on the shoulder. "Don't say that!"

"What? It's true!" Naruto returned, he huffed. "If she wasn't really good at anything, she must have been pretty boring as a shinobi."

Yuuka frowned, while Minato chuckled, sitting back. "I'd be careful; if she heard you saying that, she might just…" he quieted down significantly for effect, forcing them to lean closer to hear him. "Come and get'cha!" he extended both of his arms, grabbed, and hugged them both close to him while he started to tickle their sides.

"Daaaad~!" Naruto struggled against him, hardly containing his giggles, as he tried breaking free.

Yuuka, on the other hand, exploded in laughter, unable to resist. "Heeeey! Daaaaddy~ Why are you tickling me too~!?"

Minato grinned, looking at her. "Hmm… 'cause I felt like it~" he replied, before sticking out his tongue. With his attention focused on Yuuka, Naruto was successful in breaking free, rolling clumsily away from the man with a cry of victory.

"That's not faaaaaaiiir~" she pushed her father away, finally able to get away when he loosened his hold. She stood with a huff, blowing her long rose colored hair away from her eyes, while brushing off her dark skirt.

Laughing, Minato began to stand up. "So are you both ready to go get some dinner?"

Both kids' heads turned and locked onto him so fast he was worried that they may have damaged their necks. "Ramen?!"

As expected. "Eh… Nahhh." the man waved the notion away. They were addicted to that stuff. It couldn't have possibly been healthy."We had ramen yesterday." he continued to think of other dining options, since they were out.

"Oh come on!" Naruto complained, a feeling Yuuka could agree with, as she elaborated on his previous words.

"It's soo good…"

"You two are crazy." Minato stated plainly. Ever since he first took them to that damn ramen stand, he would never hear the end of it, every time he brought up going somewhere to eat. "What about that new wrap place that opened up last month?"

Neither looked particularly impressed at his suggestion. "Skip."

"…Well, ok then…" the man rubbed his chin. "What about the place down the road from our house with the kebabs?"

Yuuka gave him a deadpanned look, even though Naruto looked slightly more satisfied with that option. "Skip."

Minato twitched in annoyance. "Fine. How about-

"Rammmmmmeeeeeeennnnnnn." both kids interrupted in unison, the word becoming a groan as it ended. Minato eventually crumbled. He couldn't help it.


Minato sighed. Being a single father of twins… if he had to put it one way… sucked. It blew like Kushina on their wedding night. After much begging, he had caved to their requests for ramen, much to his own self-disappointment. Often, he wondered if it were possible that he were a bad parent. Never had he been too good with really young kids.

Even drawing the line on something simple like that was a struggle, even if it were mostly harmless. Yuuka reminded him so much of a slightly less hot-headed Kushina, it was hard to refuse her. And Naruto… well he was always reminded of the "bond" he and his dad had. And didn't want a repeat of it. He refused to be that level of asshole.

Point was… He wasn't really a tough love type when it came to the two.

Except when it came to situations like this. It could be said that he wasn't really an "around 3:00am" person.

Yeah… it just so happened to be around 3:00am.

The sound of something hitting the wall hard, and something else, had jolted him up from his sleep, and he was currently going to investigate. He looked back to see Yuuka still sound asleep and curled up on the bed, drooling all over the sheets and her pajamas, before he exited his room.

"Naruto, I swear, if you're up at this time of night…" the blonde haired man rubbed his left eye, groaning to himself as he trudged to his son's room. He would be more than slightly cranky if he didn't find that his son only knocked something off of his bedside table in his sleep, or something. He couldn't have possibly been going to the bathroom, as the only one in their modest house was right across the hall from the master bedroom, where he slept.

His daughter was usually the one waking him up at strange times because she had nightmares and such, like tonight, but he couldn't remember a time when she had done so past midnight. He could deal with that. This was just a bit outrageous though.

He approached the door to his son's room, raising his eyebrow at the fact that it was closed. That was strange.

Clearing his throat, and getting his 'dad voice' ready, Minato grasped the handle, and swung the door open. "Naruto, just what are you-?"

His voice trailed off.

"Huh?" He scanned the room, before simply staring at the bed. Empty? The blond haired kage blinked. "Naruto?"

Walking over to the closet with narrowed eyes, he pushed the door open. Still nothing. He leaned down checking under the bed as well. Still… nothing?

Slight worry crossed his features. Where exactly was his son then? "Naruto." he called. No reply. He walked out into the hall again. "Naruto!" His voice echoed through the house, before he proceeded to turn said house upside-down.

The bathroom, the kitchen, their porch, inside the fridge, in their small library, his study, every cabinet he could find.

"Oh shit… Oh shit…" he began to chant over and over. His blood began to chill. It was too late for this. Did he go outside? Sneak out the window? 'Damnit'

Quickly, he ran to the front door, grabbing his weapons pouch on the table on the way, and put on his shinobi sandals. His eyes flickered to his bedroom one last time to check if his daughter had woken up in the commotion or not, but it appeared that she hadn't.

There were no over pronounced yawns, or footsteps that he could hear. No covers moving or anything else. Just to make sure though…

Minato put his hands together in a certain seal, and and three other exact copies of himself formed out of thin air. They all nodded in sync, before he opened the door and exited with two of the clones, while one stayed behind to watch his daughter.

He was trying to keep a level head as his clones and himself split up to search the surrounding area. This had happened once before a few weeks ago, though, just not at this time of night. The sun wasn't even close to being up at the moment, which had him more than a little worried. Because guaranteed there were more shady people out in the streets around this time of night than any time of day. Even in this very pleasant and peaceful part of the village.

Last time, it was a bit before six in the morning, and the boy had apparently been up since many hours earlier and bored out of his mind at staying home and being quiet while his father and sister slept in like logs. However, four and a half years young and overly adventurous didn't go well together in his fatherly opinion. He had hoped getting the two kids into early training might get rid of that sort of 'insomnia'. Apparently not?

Anyway, there wasn't too much of a reason to freak out and call for his ANBU to help him search.

Yet.

He had regret doing that the first time, because putting them on edge for no good reason, when they just found his son mere minutes later, was not something he liked doing. His eyes darted between empty streets, in alley ways, anywhere his son could possible be. He couldn't have gone far; that was impossible. He had only heard the sound less than a full minute before he decided to go check it out. Naruto couldn't run fast enough to get out of eyesight range in that amount of time.

However, he was coming up with nothing. If his clones had found him, they would have popped themselves already to inform him. So… "What the hell?"

Reaching down, his hand guided itself on instinct and he grabbed one of his famous kunai from the blue weapons pouch that had been sloppily strapped on his thigh. In one swift movement, he spun and slung the weapon high into the air, before vanishing almost silently.

Appearing near his kunai, he grabbed it in mid-air, scanning the entire block in the moonlight, and street lights, while in the process of free falling. He caught notice of no one else but one of his clones in the distance. His stare was slowly beginning to turn more serious. Where. Was. Naruto?

…Ok, now he felt he had a very justified reason.

Hurriedly slinging his kunai downward, he vanished. Now landing crouched on the roof, kunai back in the weapons pouch, his hands began to blaze through several different signs. Minato took a deep breath, and exhaled a bright, narrow stream of flames into the night sky.

The usual Konoha signal for "Functional ANBU, and all nearby shinobi, get over here immediately. There is a problem."

"Hokage-sama...!? Hokage-sama!" Minato turned as he heard a chunin land next to him, breathing heavily, looking extremely alarmed. Said chunin also looked slightly puzzled as he had been ordered to inform the Hokage as soon as possible; but what was he doing out so late on his own, and armed? "Someone has breached the village, sir! Our sensors detected a huge puncture in the barrier, I came to inform you as soon as possible!"

"Breached? Someone infiltrated the village through force…? Minato widened his eyes, dots connecting, and assumptions forming. 'No… it couldn't…' he began to try and force down the thoughts. It didn't work.

Naruto was missing and he couldn't find him anywhere. It wasn't hard to put 2 and 2 together. Naruto wouldn't go out at this time; any earlier thought was just trying to reason with the possibility of his sleepless son doing so. But he wouldn't. His head whipped towards his and his children's home, before he turned back to the chunin.

"I need you to put the village on high alert IMMEDIATELY! Gather a team and every tracker you can find-" His mind ground to a halt. "-Hold on; wait here!"

Minato flicked his kunai from the pouch back into the air, and he was gone before it reached the ground. His feet touched the floor of his dining room, before he dashed back to Naruto's room. Hurriedly looking around, he snatched one of the various articles of obviously worn clothing from the floor, before appearing in his dining room again to grab his weapons and white cloak with unmatched speed.

"Daddy…?" he heard a small voice, and he looked over into the hall to see Yuuka awake, with his clone looking curiously at him. Minato paid little direct attention to his daughter, but instead quickly made a one handed seal to pop the clone, before making another one with the fresh information to explain or not explain as it decided, and vanishing.

He was in his house a total of less than 17 seconds, and in front of the loyal chunin as soon as his speed would allow. Minato pushed the yellow colored shirt in the young man's hands.

"Every tracker in the village, I need them on that scent! Rip it into pieces if you need to give each of them samples, I don't care! GO!" the man ordered.

The chunin nodded, now informed of his highly important role to fulfill, and shunshin'd away. Minato next heard someone new appear next to him, and he didn't even need to look to know that it was one of his trusted ANBU.

"Sir!" The masked shinobi reported, while a few others–ANBU and 'regular operation' shinobi alike–also started to appear, having seen the "call".

Minato stood in front of the group, features hardened. "I've just been informed that we've had a breach! Are any of you trackers? I have a lot of reason to believe whoever is responsible for the attack also has my son!"

"Yes, Hokage-sama!" a new voice appeared, the speaker clutching his dog mask over his face with one hand as if he had just managed to put it on, while also adjusting the sword on his back with the other.

'Kakashi…'

Minato breath was slightly shaky as he nodded, and not hearing any other speak up, he gestured outward towards the forest. "Then, everyone else, scatter! Inform any other active shinobi who aren't aware to harden security or join in the search!" all of them were gone in seconds.

The blond eyed the masked Kakashi. "Inu; the source should still be fresh. Every second of delay is a second they might be getting further away." he said, voice firm despite the fear he could feel building in his chest.

"Of course-!" The ANBU Black Ops member nodded, before Minato grabbed his shoulder, and they both appeared in Minato's dining room. Both men made their way toward Naruto's room, Kakashi already in the process of summoning a select few of his tracking hounds.


[Earlier, Namikaze Residence]

Naruto first woke up when he heard a sound outside his window. Rubbing the blur from his eyes, he looked out into the night from between the curtain cracks, squinting.

Click

"…Hello…?" Naruto whispered, not expecting a response. He didn't get one, as expected. The blond strained his ears to see if he could hear anything else.

Silence.

Wierd. For several minutes, he simply stared at the mostly covered window, making sure everything was clear. Slowly, he set his head back on the pillow. Naruto frowned, flipping onto his back, yet continuing to glance every now and then at the glass and fabric covered opening.

Thud

The blond flinched a little at the sound and looked around. It was extremely quiet, however that didn't mean he hadn't heard it. Where did it come from? Sniffling a bit, he removed his blanket, and carefully shifted so that he could put his feet on the ground soundlessly. As deft as an untrained child could manage, Naruto crept over to the window for a closer view.

Peeking out the crack in the side he came face to face with a clean white porcelain mask. Dark eye holes stared directly at him, into his own dulled blue pools.

Naruto felt his breath leave him, but before he could make a single sound a hand clamped hard around his mouth, preventing that. Another arm came around and wrapped around his throat choke-out style, and he could see the shine of a kuani in the light as a body pressed into his back to restrict his movement even more.

"Shh-Shh-Shhhhh…." A female voice whispered in his right ear, causing the blond to begin to shake with fear. "We won't kill you… if you stay quiet. Ok…? Waking up your father would not be good for us…"

The figure behind him moved the curtain away with the elbow of the hand on his mouth, before gesturing with her head to the porcelain masked person outside.

Without further hesitation, the window slowly and silently slid open enough for someone to fit through comfortably, now obviously unlocked as opposed to what it had been a few minutes ago.

"No girl." the female voice whispered, as the masked figure began attempting to slide in through the window.

"Fuck, well then why didn't you close the door?" the porcelain masked man jerked a finger towards the door, now carefully standing up.

"I would… but had to get to the only acquirable precious cargo here before he made any sound." the woman who was holding Naruto lightly snapped. "You do it."

A scoff was returned, "Ok… Fine." As quietly as possible, the door was shut. Even Naruto could barely hear it from where he was standing. "So the girl is definitely a no-go?" He stretched.

"She isn't in her room, so no."

"You're sure we can't try and-?"

"No." She shook her head. "We don't know where she is, and we had enough trouble checking this place over to make sure we could get to these two rooms securely. You know how many fuckin' seals are in this house? I should get half the pay for disabling them alone."

The man clenched his fists, but reluctantly nodded. "Ok… Then let's get out." with that said, he started to unwind a cut of rope from his arm.

Naruto felt the nod of his captor, as his eyes began to water. The one with the rope began to wrap his ankles, before moving onto his arms with another one; making sure he was decently immobile. After than was done, the man held an arm outside the window for a few seconds. A signal of some sort. Then, they taped his mouth off, and started to guide him through the window.

A third pair of hand grabbed him, as this next figure stood on the wall under his window. The two left in the house next carefully exited through the window, while the one holding the blond started to walk slowly down the wall, before jumping off of it altogether. His sandals hit the ground under his weight, producing a rather harsh noise.

Chah

"Shinkichi!" the one on the ground–a rather small character as compared to the large on who Naruto was currently being held by–snapped, afraid the sounds made by the man would alert someone, even though they had double, triple, and quadruple checked; sealed, and illusioned the area.

"Shut up. Is our getaway ready?" 'Shinkichi' grunted.

The smaller male grit his teeth. "Yes, but that doesn't mean you can stomp around like some oaf."

"Ladies, ladies." the woman from earlier got between them. "We're half a step away from success. Think about the money." she then turned towards the man standing on the wall near the window, before nodding.

The porcelain masked man waved back before trying to shut the window. It must've been slightly jammed, because when it did come down, it produced a dull thud from the exertion of force, that one could probably hear from the bathroom in the house.

Thud

The small statured kidnapper obviously wasn't happy with this noise, glaring at the man who was once near the window, now scaling down to where they all stood. He shook his head. "Just… everyone get ready. I won't be responsible if you aren't prepared for the reverse summon. Got it?" Everyone nodded, while Naruto wondered what exactly they were preparing to do. What was reverse summoning?

Biting his palm to draw blood, the small man palmed the earth below, before unravelling a scroll, and doing the same to it. A few seconds later, marks began to come to life on the ground. He took a deep breath, while Naruto stared at the seal in both wonder and terror.

"I'd suggest that you all… hold on."

"This better work, damnit-"

POOF

They all suddenly disappeared in a cloud of smoke, leaving little trace that they were ever there.


End

This is very much just the origin story chapter, but I'd still love it if you gave this a rating between 1 and 10 in the reviews, if you want to. I certainly don't think it's my best writing, the pace is crazy, but I'm told it carries the idea fine. He likes it though, so that's cool.

Btw, I drew that cover image in a negligible amount of time because I was bored... and after I said I was thinking of cover ideas, he wanted me to color it in and submit it. Me "Looks creepy af, why did I draw this?" - him "It looks great. If you don't like it, make a better one and then you can replace it." - me "Wait. What do I draw?" - him "It's all you man."

That's how that went down. So until I can make a better pic (Most likely never) the cover image is staying.

Anyhow, bye.