Days Of the Week
Konan teleported into the base just as asked, making sure not to be followed. She stretched and looked around. "OK, 'Leader', where are you?" She looked around the living area she was in. "Ooh, a sofa." She jumped over the back of the sofa and sat cross-legged. "Now where's the remote?" She glanced at the flat-screen.
By the time Pein got from his office to the living room, Konan had her entire right arm buried under a cushion of the couch, face pressed to the cushion with her tongue sticking out the side of her mouth. "Grr..." Pein stared at her behind. "GOTCHA!" Pein nearly jumped into the ceiling. Konan sat up and spun back around, sitting cross-legged again. "Oh, hi, who're you?"
"Uh...I was going to say the same thing. You must be the new girl. I'm Pein, the leader." Konan stood up. "And here's your cloak. I made it differently from the mens' version." He handed the v-neck black cloak with white-trimmed red clouds to her. She pulled it on over her sleeveless blue V-neck button-up that split at the bottom, tight black spandex pants, and knee-high black ninja sandals.
"I've heard quite a bit about you from your friends in your village, Konan." Konan straightened up and scratched the back of her head nervously. "You...you didn't speak to anyone I...know, did you?" She asked, "Yes, and you have quite the reputation." Konan bit her lip. "What...What'd you hear?"
"They all say you'll do favors. Like persuasion and convincing people to do things."
"It was never physical! I swear! I may not be a virgin, but-"
"I know, Konan. They said that, too."
"...Oh. OK. HEY! Aren't there supposed to be more of us? Members of Akatsuki?"
"They're all on missions."
Konan put her hands on her hips. "What!?!? You'll make a GIRL do missions!?" Pein narrowed his eyes and said strictly, "Yes, I will. It's what we do. We're assassins." Konan puffed out her bottom lip. "Aww, come on..." Pein sighed.
'Now's my chance to show him just how good I am at "persuasion and convincing" ' Konan thought to herself. She stepped closer to Pein until she was right in front of him, and put her hands behind her back. "Aww....Pein-kun, why would you make a poor defenceless girl go out all by herself on missions?" She made a few hand signs and slid a single finger up the side of his leg. He gasped and stiffened up his posture. She leaned closer and pressed her lips ever so lightly against his multi-pierced ear, and whispered "Seduction Paralyzation Jutsu" She slid the same finger up between Pein's legs, along his newly hardened length, and slipped her four fingers into the waistband of his pants and boxers. She dipped her fingers in slowly further...further...
A noise from the dining room made Konan straighten up immediately. "They're back!" She ran off to find the Dining Room like nothing happened, and Pein opened his tightly closed eyes. Konan yelled from a hallway somewhere, "Release!" And Pein let out his held breath, messing with one of his ear piercings. "Damn women..."
Konan slammed open the door to the Dining Room, making it bang against the wall. All the occupants of the room spun around to face her with thier weapons drawn. "OH MY GOSH! LOOK AT ALL THE HOT GUYS!"
They exchanged amused and confused looks. "I'm Konan, the new member. How many of you are there!? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Eight sexy guys. There aren't enough days in the week! I'll have to make a new calendar." She zipped over behind Hidan. "You're sexy. What's your name? Are you Albino? Are you seeing anyone? Do you have a free day this week?"
He blinked, then answered, "Thank you, Hidan, yes, no, and I guess?" Konan laughed. "GREAT! Hey, that guy's wierd-looking. What's his name?" She leaned her head on Hidan's shoulder and pointed out Zetsu. "That's Zetsu. He has two personalities, and two voices." Konan chuckled. "What about him?"
"That's Kisame. He's a fish."
"I'm not a fish! I'm just wierd that way!" Konan laughed at Kisame and said "You have a strange voice. Do you have gills? Do you have a TAIL?" Kisame blinked. "Yes and no. I can swim well, though." Konan stood up straight. "Wonderful. You'll have to teach me how one day. Hmm...Ooh!" She ran over to Itachi and hugged his neck from behind. "Hey, sexy. You have beautiful eyes. What is that, Sharingan? Yeah, it is. I hope I don't annoy you, because you're looking pretty annoyed right now. Are YOU seeing anyone? 'Cuz I would gladly be your girl. Or just your sex buddy. Either one is totally fine with me." Pein stepped into the room. "I see you're getting along with everyone so far." Konan laughed and stood up straight, putting her hands back on her hips. "YUP!" She looked around. "You. Blondie. Are you with anyone?"
Sasori stepped over and hugged Deidara. "Sorry, he's gay. AND taken." Konan blinked. "Well fine, be that way." Sasori zipped over right in front of Konan and got in her face, "I will be that way." Konan leaned up to his face. "Good I never asked you to change, not like you could be any worse."
"You're probably worse than I am."
"You wanna test that?"
"Bring it, Bitch."
Pein stepped in between them. "That's enough! Come on, Konan. We need to fix dinner." He dragged her out, and she stopped at the doorway to blow a kiss to Itachi, who wasn't paying attention to her, and she growled at him before Pein dragged her off.
***** LATER *****
Konan sat at her seat beside Pein at the head of the table and watched the Akatsuki gather at their seats. Konan rested her head on her hands and sighed. Everyone immediately started eating thier dinner and discussion died down after a few minutes.
Konan took the opportunity to flirt with Itachi. "Hey Sharingan, you ever been with anyone physically?" No answer. "Oh, I see, you're a shy one. I would never be able to tell by looking at you." He glanced at her to aknowledge that he was listening, and Konan took it the wrong way: "You wanna be with me physically? Because I'm free tonight. My room's the one at the end of the longest hallway. I think it's right off of the Living Room. Do you have any siblings?" Itachi stood up and left without saying a word. Konan blinked. "Was it something I said?"
Konan asked Pein about Itachi and got a few answers from him, and, of course, where his room was. She found him there later, sitting up in his double bed messing with his nails. "Itachi?" He looked up, grunted, and looked back down. Konan growled and walked over and sat beside him. "I didn't mean to hurt your feelings or anything. Whatever I said wrong, I'm sorry. I'll never bring up siblings again, or personal stuffs like...uhm...family, interests, or issues." Itachi folded his hands and looked at her.
Konan smiled sweetly, and Itachi sighed. "Get out of my room, I'm going to bed." Konan frowned. "You could say please...And if you want me,-"
"You'll be in your room. The one at the end of the longest hallway right off of the Living Room." He repeated. Konan blinked. "Actually, I'll be watching TV."
***** A WEEK LATER *****
Briefing: It's been a week, and Konan has flirted with each member of the akatsuki a few times, gotten to know them a bit, etc. They're in the hidden room in the cloest in the Living Room, where Konan asked them to meet her.
Konan cleared her throat and took out this month's page of the calendar. "This, my friends, is my sex calendar." A few snickers and some chatting. Konan shushed them and continued, "Your task, should you choose to accept it, is to pick one of these," she held up 30 popsicle sticks, "And one of these." She held up 5 more.
"What are they? Kisame asked. Konan smiled. "I'm glad you asked. These thirty here are the days of the month. When you pick one, you write your name on that day. That's the day you meet me in my room, and what we do when you get there is decided by the five popsicle sticks here. You pick one of these, too. Who wants to go first?"
Kisame came forward and picked one of each, followed by Tobi, Kakuzu, Zetsu, and Hidan. "Pein isn't to know about this. Obviously, Itachi isn't here, so I'll pick one of each for him. Deidara and Sasori are together, too, so they will also not be participating. It looks like it's just you five."
Sex Schedual:
Kisame - 14th, Lap Dance
Tobi - 7th, 69
Kakuzu - 23rd, Blow Job
Zetsu - 10th, Blow Job
Hidan - 29th, Lap Dance
Konan left the "hideout" followed by everyone else, and stretched her back. "See you on the 7th, Tobi." Hidan hit Tobi on the back of the head. "Lucky Bastard..."
