Disclaimer: I don't own the Potterverse; I'm not taking responsibility for this drivel, it's definitely some one else's problem.
"Harry Potter has vanquished the evil Lord Voldemort now he plans to fight crime and bad guys with his trusty side kick Red Haired Guy," said Harry in a deep announcer type voice.
"Bloody Hell Harry, Red Haired Guy? Is that the best you can do?" whined Ron.
"Honestly Harry you can't be a superhero you don't have any special powers," pointed out Hermione.
"Why can't he Hermy because it says so in Hogwart's: A History?" snarked Ron.
Yes I do 'Mione. I'm Lighting Bolt!" announced Harry striking a heroic pose.
"Lighting Bolt, oh please, Harry, a fancy name does not a super power make. And no, Ron, it doesn't," Hermione said as she swatted at Ron.
"Just watch this 'Mione," said Harry. Then he shuffled his feet several times, rubbed his hair vigorously and reached toward Ron with a stealthy hand; there was a small spark and a snap of static electricity.
"Ow, Bloody Hell! Harry what did you do that for?" yelled Ron.
Harry once more stuck a pose, "I'm Lighting Bolt!"
HPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHP
Harry Potter SuperHero
Defender of Unattended Homework
Shuffle, shuffle, shuffle, rub, SNAP
"Bloody Hell Harry, what'd you do that for?" hissed Ron.
"Those are 'Mione's notes Ron, she'll kill you she catches you copying."
"I know, you prat, that why I'm doing it while she's in the loo. Now leave me alone," snarled Ron.
Shuffle, shuffle, shuffle, rub, SNAP
Ow, Harry, I'm going to hex you it you don't quit it," said Ron drawing his wand.
"Mione doesn't want you to copy her work any more. She told me to keep you away from it and I'm more afraid of her than you, so put that wand away and leave her work alone."
"You can't make me Harry," said Ron leaning over the paper once more.
"Yes I can. I'm Lighting Bolt. Besides 'Mione's back," said Harry smirking and striking a pose.
HPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHP
Shuffle, shuffle, shuffle, rub, SNAP
"Ow, Bloody Hell Harry," whined Ron.
"Honestly, Harry, must you do that while I'm studying?" asked Hermione frowning.
"You're always studying 'Mione, I don't want to study I'm bored. I want an adventure, a challenge, a…"
"A trip to the hospital wing, Harry?" snapped Hermione with a touch of malice in her tone. Ron snickered.
Shuffle, shuffle, shuffle, rub, SNAP
"Bloody Hell!"
Sigh
HPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHP
Shuffle, shuffle, shuffle, rub SNAP, giggles
"Oh, do me, Harry."
"No, me next, Harry."
"Mr. Potter five point from Gryffindor for blocking the corridor and doing whatever it is you are doing," came the frosty tones of a sneering Professor Snape.
"Professor," came the tiny voice of one of the first years surrounding Lighting Bolt SuperHero, "Harry was just showing us his elemental abilities, sir. You should see, sir."
"Yes, Mr. Potter, by all means you should show me," said Snape staring down at Harry.
Shuffle, shuffle, shuffle, rub SNAP
Eye bulging, face purpling, giggle, giggle
"Ten points from Gryffindor for misleading first years Potter, now get to dinner all of you," thundered the Potions Master.
