Kaitou Joker

Journey Through Space

An Unbelievable Miracle (Part I)

Before we start, this story is connected to most of mine, so a major megamix. I recommend you read all of them before you read this... good luck.

"Catch Joker!" Oniyama yelled, as many police attempted to catch the silver haired phantom thief… none of them succeeded once. I mean, not even once.

"Not today, Oniyama!" A huge grin spread across his face. "I'll be taking the Space Crystal! Thank, you!"

"I'll arrest you one day Joker!" Oniyama yelled out of frustration, waving his fists.

Joker laughed clutching his sides, "I'll look forward to it! Hachi!"

"Yes Mr Joker!" Hachi said from the Sky Joker.

"Get to Spade! I can't wait to see his face when he sees I stole the Space Crystal!" Joker said mischievously.

"Why do you want to see my face for what?" Spade suddenly appeared and said.

Joker and Hachi collapsed anime style after seeing his 'entrance'.

"What are you doing here?" Joker huffed.

"I heard you saying something about rubbing it to my face," Spade said, taking a teacup out of nowhere and sipping.

"Yeah right," Joker said, reaching for the Spade Crystal; to take it out and rub it out to his pretty face anyway. "See? Huh? The Space Crystal!"

Spade looked amazed by that feat, "Wow, you've actually done it."

"See? Heh! I'm so better than you!" Joker smirked holding the red Crystal with two of his fingers; but soon gone. "What gives-"

"The Space Crystal!" Queen examined the little jewel closely, with Roko on her blonde hair.

"Hey! Give it back!" Joker waved both of his hands to try to retrieve the crystal, but was stopped by Queen pushing his head back.

"Where did you steal it?" Queen asked, still pushing him back with one hand.

"The National Science Museum! Give! It! Back!" Joker yelled.

Queen playfully raised her hand holding the crystal so Joker couldn't reach it.

Watching this scene unfold was enough to made Spade, Dark Eye and Hachi sweat drop.

"They will never grow up…" Spade groaned slightly still smiling.

"Gah! Queen!" Joker yelled.

"Nope!" Queen still wouldn't give it up.

"Careful-" Spade tried to warn the as he saw Joker bound to knock that thing off; and… he did.

"Queen!" Joker yelled as he saw the crystal drop.

And really bad timing, Shadow had to come.

"Joker! I challenge you to-"

Before any of them could react, the crystal hit the ground and a white light blinded them.


"Everyone okay…?" Roko groaned as he struggled to get on fours.

"I'll live," Joker groaned as he sat up. "Where are we?"

"I don't know," Roko replied.

"Wait… we're in your room, Mr Joker!" Hachi said recognising the background. "But… why are there dresses here?"

Spade and Queen snickered, and Joker blushed, "I do not cross-dress you idiots!"

"It's not even mine!" Joker yelled, gesturing to a golden 'S' on the bed with the dress.

"Explain the color theme," Spade rolled his eyes.

Joker was pissed off at the moment, "I'm going to stuff you in a dress later!"

He turned to the door, before opening it, "Queen! My Space Crystal better be okay!"

Before he could even open it, the door slid open, and…

"Ah!" Joker and Scarlet(Jem) both yelled.

"Who are you?!" Scarlet yelled. "Why are you pretending to be the male me?!"

"The male you?!" Joker huffed. "You're the one copying me!"

"I am original!" Scarlet huffed. "Plus! What and how are you all doing in my airship- wait! You're not like the idiotic three who miserably failed to pose as us, are you?!"

"Your airship?!" Joker yelled. "This is my airship!"

"Stop, you two," Queen parted the two. "Only me and King know who's the real one."

"Real one?! Are you even my sister Queen?!" Scarlet yelled, getting her phone out. "Queen!"

"Jem, what the hell?" Another voice similar to Queen came through the phone, but as soon as she heard it, she slammed it shut.

"Imposters!" Scarlet yelled.

"Can you two just listen to us?" Shadow said sweat dropping.

"Fine, what's the deal?" Scarlet and Joker both huffed.

"What's your favorite food?" Roko asked.

"Curry." They both answered.

"What's your favourite color?" Hachi asked.

"Red and purple!" They both answered again, more like yelling at each other.

"Favourite detective?" Queen asked.

"Oniyama!" They both yelled at each other once again.

"... what do you hate most about Spade?" Queen asked.

"His pretty-boy attitude!" They both yelled at each other, their gazes met producing electricity.

"What animal do you hate…?" Spade sighed, facepalming.

"Cats!" The two groaned.

They glared at each other for a while, but Scarlet remembered something.

"Hachi!" Scarlet yelled annoyed.

"Yeah, Mrs Scarlet?" Hachi yelled from outside.

"Make sure that pseudo-cat doesn't eat my treasures!" Scarlet growled.

"Don't worry Mrs Scarlet!" Hachi yelled as a reply.

"'Mrs Scarlet'?" Rose asked from behind.

"Please don't tell me you're a fake too," Scarlet moaned.

"... what's going on?"


"... let me get this straight : you're from a different universe, thanks to Queen dropping the Space Crystal you ended up here," Scarlet moaned on her sofa. "... am I right?"

"Don't ask me," Joker moaned. "I don't know either!"

Queen and Spade both sweatdropped at the sight, where they're so similar at everything. Even their moaning position.

"Wonder how that yawning jerk's going to react to this…" Joker blurted out.

"Phoenix?" Scarlet asked. "That jerk's not going anywhere here."

"What'd you mean?" Joker asked, only for Scarlet gesture to them to follow her.

They went to the invention room, which they're all filled with questions,.

"Here," Scarlet said as she pressed a button, and her hand in mid air pointing to the tube.

"What?!" Their jaws fell to the floor. "You captured him?!"

"Any problem with that?" Scarlet asked crossing her hands behind her head.

"How the hell?" Joker looked at the tube, which had a very unamused Phoenix inside.

"Humans," Phoenix groaned.

"If you don't shut up, I'll let you test Konpeipei 3~" Scarlet said with a evil grin, Konpeipei is a konpeito making robot, Konpeipei 1 is busted thanks to the thunder snake (Is a real episode), and Konpeipei 2, is wrecked by having him test it out. (An Unbelievable Miracle)


"I'm back…" Queen (This world's Queen) groaned as she slouched on the sofa, failed to notice Joker and the others.

"Queen, how's your heist?" Scarlet asked lazily in her pyjamas, it was three in the morning, yet Joker and his friends were still figuring out how to get back.

"It's fine, Ai was good, but she's still in a concert at the moment," Queen yawned.

"And Rose?" Scarlet yawned again. "How's her heist with Oniyama."

Shadow tensed up when he heard Rose went on a heist on herself, even if this is a different universe.

"How's Cyan and King doing with their assistants gone?" Scarlet said with a smirk.

"They're doing fine, Cyan… not so well," Queen yawned.

Spade and Shadow's jaw dropped, "What, the, heck."

"Calm down," Dark Eye and Rose both told them to shut up~

"I'm so tired… I could see two of you…" Queen yawned then shot up. "Wait… what on earth?!"

"Queen…" Scarlet yawned. "We'll talk about this in the morning. Joker, you guys can take the couch, just make sure that Rose… my sister Rose doesn't freak out."

(By the way, not blood sisters)


"... are you serious," Queen said after hearing what happened.

Joker sighed, "We're never going to get back home."

"So… you're a boy in his world," Queen asked Jem (Scarlet).

"Obviously," Jem answered, in her usual twin pony tails with a 'S' on her right with a normal red dress with red high heels.

"And he gets along with Phoenix well," Jem groaned. "Gender racist-stupid-damn-idiot-fire-yawning jerk!"

"What did he do?" Shadow asked.

"... I'd rather not talk about it," Jem growled.

"For one thing, King and Cyan in this world are trying to flirt with her," Queen shuddered.

Shadow and Spade fell anime style, "Why on earth do we want to do that?!"

"... ask them yourself," Queen snickered as she pointed to the group behind her dumbstruck.

"What. The. Hell." Spade's jaw dropped.

"Queen, if you're trying to prank us, not working," King said.

"What on earth," Spade groaned.

"How did you get here in the first place?" Jem asked Joker, while the duo's are talking to each other, King and Spade were talking about novels, Diamond Queen and Queen were talking about eating, well… Roko and Roko were talking about corn, Cyan and Shadow talked about gear and entrances.

Hachi and Hachi were talking about cooking and mishap of their masters, Ai and Dark were talking about singing, Rose and Rose were talking about magic.

By the way, Joker's friends are called by their Kaitou names, Scarlet's are called by their real names. Except for Rose, Roko and Hachi.

"The Space Crystal," Joker groaned. "After Queen threw it to the floor, it teleported us here."

"I guess… you'll have to steal another one? I'd be happy to help," Jem said happily.

"Okay… but this is so weird…" Joker moaned. "I couldn't even tell who is who."

"I've seen weird things, this is nothing," Jem's stomach growled. "Hachi! Can you make lunch please?"

"Yes Mrs Scarlet!"