One day Mario was in the Smash mansion and then he saw Dr. Mario and because Mario is super vain they started having gay sex but it was actually masturbation since they're the same person and then Peach walked in and died.
Fin.

One day Mario was in the Smash mansion and then he saw Dr. Mario and because Mario is super vain they started having gay sex but it was actually masturbation since they're the same person and then Peach walked in and died.
Fin.
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