Jefreenita- DUH DUH DUH DUH…Entering the ring now is our current chatterbox champion…NUUUUDGE RIIIIDE! Challenging her today is our first-timer, ALAAAAAANYA JUUUUNIPERR ! I'm Jefreenita Starr and this is my cynical assistant judge, JULIET SIMMSONS! We are staged in this lovely eighth grade science classroom in THEEEE MIIIDDLE OF NOOOOWHEEERE on this BEEEAUUUTIIFULL day! Don't you agree, JUUULLLIIETTT???
{The camera zooms out and shows beautiful panoramic view of a classroom in the middle of nowhere.}
Juliet {emotionlessly}- Sure. Just as beautiiifuull as my parent's bathroom at three AM!
Jefreenita-WHAT ho! It seems as if the match has begun! EXCIIITIING, isn't it?"
{Camera shows scoreboard with the mysterious words 'WORDS SPOKEN' on either side and a clock, rapidly counting down, in the center}
Alanya {rapidly}-Well, you know what? I reeeally like cheese. But I hate swiss because it's kind of sweet. Don't you agree? Oh and I absolutely loooveee chocolate but did you know that white chocolate isn't even realchocolate its just like milk and sugar and even though I say I hate it I really like it. my friends sister just developed depression in a anorxec state and its kinda sad cuz she like never eats and I cant imagine not eaing because I really love food and mr jones gave me too much to think-
Nudge {rapidly-er}-I really like the black eyed peas you know their song meet me halfway its sooo good and did you see how much a soda costs in the vending machine its like 4 bucks and that's soo not fair cuz I only bring 3.50 to school everyday and you kno that kid jeff he acts all emo but then he wears shorts and it toatlyyy defeats the purpose its kinda stupid u know and Zomfgo josh is sooooooooooooooo frickin hawt I love his hair its soo sexy ahhh cheese is veery good too-
Jefreenita-WOW! IIITT looks like ALAAANYYA is pulling AHEAD!! Does OUR CHAMMMMPION have someone to FEEEAAAR????
If this gives you any idea of what my third period science class is like, then nothing will. Let me explain, first. I am a perfectly normal person who happens to really love Maximum Ride…as does my best friend. One day Nudge challenged me that I couldn't kidnap her, so I did, and it all went downhill from there
