Jolly Johnlock Christmas

Have a jolly Johnlock Christmas
It's the best time of the year
I don't know about the show
But in my mind they're queer

Have a jolly Johnlock Christmas
As you picture their first kiss
Make some noise for those two boys
Discovering their bliss

Oh-ho the mistletoe
In 2-2-1-B
Mrs. Hudson hung it there
For John and Sherlock to see

Have a jolly Johnlock Christmas
And in case you didn't hear
Even Molly knows by golly
John and Sherlock are queer!

End Notes: I plan to post a new song every day from now until Christmas. They'll run the gamut from the ridiculous to the sublime to the explicit. If you have any holiday favorites you'd like me to include, let me know, and I'll se what I can come up with.