AN: Hiya everyone! wordgeek1000 here, (still kicking those keys) and back with a new story! Many of the stories on here are rule book stories on how to survive various situations or life in certain bases, and I thought I would jump on the bandwagon! Here you go!

(Please read the other AN at the end, it has very important details in!)

Rule 1:

Do not call Galloway a hangman, then proceed to play the game with the soldiers while simultaneously mocking him at the same time.

He will temporarily ban you from base, then have a shouting match with Epps, Will Lennox and General Morshower. I still have burst eardrums, and I was on the other side of the barrier at the ENTRANCE to the base.

Rule 2:

Do not mess with Bumblebee's voicebox.

Just don't. He was injured by Megatron, and that is enough to put scars on anymech. Messing with it only brings back horrible data files. The poor mech will then have to explain to the Hatchet why his radio is going crazy. It is especially inadvisable to tune it so it only play one song, because he (and everyone around him) will slowly go insane.

Rule 3:

Don't scratch their paintjobs.

It's as disrespectful as drawing on a human in permanent marker before they have to go before their superiors. Don't even THINK of doing it on Sunstreaker. You will not live to see another day.

Rule 4:

Don't call Ironhide the tooth fairy.

He will hunt you down, and nobody will give you any sanctuary. AT ALL!

Rule 5:

Do not get into a logic based argument with Prowl.

He will whoop your aft. No exceptions.

Rule 6:

No swearing in the presence of Annabelle.

She will quickly pick up on nearly any vocabulary that you use, (Cybertronian included.)and then proceed to ask either Sarah, Epps, Ironhide or Will what it means. Woe betide you if they find out that you were the one that said it.

Rule 7:

Do not prank the Lamborghini twins.

There's a reason they are the prank monarchs. Your life will soon be shown forever after as a montage of pranks that they did.

Rule 8:

No stealing the soldiers chocolate.

Being on an island, it is like snow in a erupting volcano. What little of it is left is quickly confiscated by the Hatchet. The soldiers soon get grumpy without it, and a grumpy Epps is not something you do NOT want.

Rule 9:

Do not under any circumstances call Ratchet "the Hatchet."

He will throw a cybertronian sized wrench at you. (And DAMN is his arm strong and eye accurate!)

Rule 10:

Don't be disrespectful to Optimus Prime.

He will get PISSED! (You will want to be on the other side of Cybertron, or have the Apex Armor.). The rest of the Autobots will back him up. {Since, you know that he is their leader and all... No? Will that be a space rocket then? ;D )


AN: Wow, had to write this out twice since I didn't save it first time. Oh well.

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