Come a Little Bit Closer

by Kat-chan

Disclaimer: I don't own the song "Come a Little Bit Closer". I don't own GW either.

Scene: Heero is sitting in a small cafe, sipping a drink. His eyes scan the cafe, and we see duo, sitting all alone at a small table. Trowa and Quatre are a small band, Quatre playing the trumpet, and Trowa playing the guitar.

Heero: In a little cafe, just the other sidew of the OZ border...he was sitting there, giving me looks that make my mouth water..So I started walking his way. He belonged to bad man Wufei. I knew, yes I knew, I should leave, but then I heard him saaayy-yaaay-yaaay....

Duo: ::grins seductively:: Come a little bit closer, you're my kind of man. So big and so strong. Come a little bit closer, I'm all alone. And the night is so long.

Heero: ::walks over to Duo, and asks him to dance:: We started to dance, in my arms, he felt so inviting! And I couldn't resist, just one little kiss, so exciting. Then I heard the guitar player say,

Trowa: VAMOOSE! Wufei's on his way!

Heero: And I knew, yes I knew, I should run, but then I heard him saaaaay- yaaay-yaay!

Duo: ::dances *VERY* closely to Heero:: Come a little bit closer, you're my kind of man. So big and so strong. Come a little bit closer, I'm all alone. And the night is so long.

Trowa and Quatre: ::play music::

Quatre: AAAARRRRRRRIIIIIIBBBAAAAA!!!

Heero: ::looks around at the cafe, and a tumbleweed rolls through:: When I looked, the cafe was empty. Then I heard Wufei say,

Wufei: ::walks up, looking menacing:: Man, you know you're in trouble, plenty.

Heero: EEP! ::drops drink:: So I dropped my drink from my hand, ::pulls out a grenade and blows out the window pane:: Out through the window I ran! ::runs like mad:: And as I drove away, I could hear him say to Wuuuffeeiiii- yaaaaayy-yaaaay!

Duo: ::glomps onto Wufei:: Come a little bit closer, you're my kind of man. So big and so strong. Come a little bit closer, I'm all alone. And the night is so long.

Trowa and Quatre: ::play more music::

Quatre: AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIBBBBBBBBBAAA!!

~Owari~

AN: I'm a nut. ^__^;; R+R, please!